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Current mood: Working out how to set the ticketing system to the torch without having to leave my home

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for everyone impacted by the current genderGP problems. transfems can get hormones from where people who diy do it. a list of stores can be found in hrt.cafe. transmascs can get it from goodstuffstore (also linked there).

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When the blankets are all tucked around you just right

@zebratron2084 They will look you right in the eye and go 'meee' with their little shiny blue eyes and totter a stop towards you and then there'll be urine and poop and the kitten will look so confused that you'll almost be able to forgive them.

@anthracite Oh no.

Eggs are so much more convenient than this. @..x

@orrery Ah yes, the "Doorways in the Sand" strategy.

I just realized that if college were free tuition I'd never have stopped taking classes. By this point I'd have degrees in linguistics, physics, chemistry, and probably be working on several in history in addition to the ones I have in philosophy and network technology.

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asking for $, boosts okay 

hello folks
i am a disabled queer animalperson and running rather low on funds. Any help folks can offer is much, much appreciated. much love 💙
ko-fi.com/oneironott
$oneironott

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re: mortality, fear, warding behavior, self-reassurance, Hurricane Delta (~) 

@zebratron2084 In the immortal words of David Lister, "If Death comes near me, rip his tits off."

Wishing you the best of luck and minimal excitement to come!

@hystericempress I had a friend in high school who kept trying to convince me that it was the best game ever, and I never really saw anything particularly incredible about it. Except I think the theme song kinda slapped?

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I want a 2021 12-month calendar with 12 professional illustrations of dinosaurs in lab coats

re: uspol, bloom county, the cheeto, cranial openings, brain salad surgery 

@Taylor That's Bill the Cat. He didn't really have a functioning brain to begin with - though no, he didn't deserve it either.

He gets better later. How is never really explored.

uspol, bloom county, the cheeto, cranial openings, brain salad surgery 

There's still time. This could (mostly) still happen. The last three panels at least.

re: The continuing misadventures with my brain, Virus (~-) 

@Phorm @anthracite Huh. Must be a real enticing scent, judging by how much trouble you're having trying to pull your muzzle out of the bottle neck.

*SCHOOOMPF*

Oh, I see, it's Phorm-scented.

The continuing misadventures with my brain, Virus (~-) 

@Phorm @anthracite Do either of you smell anything weird in these bottles?

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