Soreth @Soreth@awoo.space
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Rare coastal dragoness, often found by sunny sea cliffs. Nonbinary but fairly femme-leaning. If you're under 18 don't follow.
Joined Jun 2017
Soreth
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we just have to share this really, really good SCP.
@starkatt Joke for the adults that the kids are going to miss?
@Verdigris Thanks! :D
@monsterblue Thank you! :D
re: weight loss
@kistaro Awesome. :)
I'm trying to lose some weight too - I have a daily routine now with a rowing machine - and it's really cool to see someone else reporting their successes. :)
Behold a warm rock, and the lizard that sat upon it was given a pretty spiffy terrarium and power over crickets and mealworms
Apparently I'm kind of shitposting this morning I guess
Powerful tail energy
@Leucrotta That's the spirit! :D
(Original tootfic is at https://awoo.space/web/statuses/100430274883596038 and then continues in https://awoo.space/web/statuses/100441738200931608 because I was an idiot and let the reply chain break)
I should probably eventually pen Dinocanthropy II: The Ficus Gets Eaten, but I'm not sure anything I can produce would live up to a title like that
Soreth
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He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And emptied the stockings; then turned with a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
He snorted an entire bottle of peppermint extract and passed out on the floor
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And emptied the stockings; then turned with a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
He snorted an entire bottle of peppermint extract and passed out on the floor
re: egregious pun
@tfproxy Totally fair! About a third of the strange things I say are hopelessly obscure references and I'm always overjoyed on the rare happenstance that someone picks one up.
re: egregious pun
@tfproxy Don't feel bad, I'm partly faceblind. :)
I'd guessed Timothy Mullins but reverse image search wasn't getting me any solid matches so I hedged my bets!
re: egregious pun
@tfproxy I know, I should be apologizing. :D
If I share afterward, is that a sufficient apology?
all-caps, ranty about on-call
IT'D BE REAL FUCKIN' NICE IF THEY'D STOP PAGING ME AFTER HOURS FOR ON-CALL SUPPORT FOR CUSTOMERS WHO HAVEN'T PAID FOR AFTER-HOURS SUPPORT
@tfproxy Oh damn, that super brightened up my day, just seeing that. :D
Just typed "fucker" instead of "customer" in an email to some of the bigwigs and oh boy am I glad I caught that before sending but also I think I need to just log off for the day now.
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- She/They
Rare coastal dragoness, often found by sunny sea cliffs. Nonbinary but fairly femme-leaning. If you're under 18 don't follow.
Joined Jun 2017
