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@stokes As a non-musician, make it about dinosaurs.

Am trying to understand visual novels 

@xinjinmeng If I were you, I'd ask for a second opinion

Before we had social media, we had to shitpost with fax machines.

JPG burn is just the latest incarnation of faxing a fax.

Soreth boosted

@mawr Nah, they've said that we're probably going to be going back to the Seattle office at some point at least.

@Veladynee @anthracite Some of the horny YCHs are going to be very spathic.

re: Fetish musings, Illuminati Tropes, Absurdity and Reflections thereon 

@Phorm Hell yes. Do it. :D

There's snow all over the road outside and it looks icy, why the hell am I working today?

...Oh. Right. Jeez, working from home sucks.

@zebratron2084 Fascinating! All the way back to the Old English Beowulf!

One year when I was doing these roses spoof poems I actually forgot how the original went.

re: roses poetry, "this is just to say" 

@monsterblue Marvelous. :D

re: roses poetry, "this is just to say" 

@Kyresti I try to generally have entirely fresh ones every year, but I do allow myself a couple of repeats - this one makes the cut every time. :D

roses poetry, "this is just to say" 

This is just to say
I have eaten
the roses
you kept in
the icebox

and which
you were definitely
mistaken
in putting there

They're roses
what's wrong with you
they don't go in the icebox

what do you mean what's wrong with me

Of course I ate
the roses
I had to
that's how the poem begins
yes the thorns hurt a lot

sometimes
we do foolish things for love

The first line ends in red
The second ends in blue
But this form is like a sonnet
There's a lot of exploration to do

Roses are white
I can't see the lawn
This snowfall is pretty
But seriously it can stop anytime now

Roses are violet
Sunflowers blue
Better run diagnostics
On my cybereyes (two)

Roses are red
and workers unite.
Eat the rich
and things will be all right

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