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@Phorm Suddenly I wonder, have you done "massage in a bottle" yet? Or did you do a different riff on that song than the djinnifying spa massage treatment?

Emmanuel, don't do it. Emmanuel, no! Stop. Emmanuel, do NOT invent a working Helium-3 fusion reactor!

Emmanuel!!

@anthracite *grumbling, goes back to the machine, wrenches a battered piece of footwear from in between a bunch of gears*

"Line 75 needs a fresh set of pumps!"

re: silly morning musing, tits 

@Doephin I volunteer @Phorm for further testing to see how many zip codes we can do this across.

@anthracite "Oh no she's actually really mad and I'm super not into this kind of punishment!"

@jacel They did not get the experience they were wanting!

It is a specific kind of fuckwit who decides to initiate RP online with a dragon by deciding that they're going to try to steal one's hoard. It is an even MORE specific kind who believes that doing so will somehow ingratiate them to you.

re: pooltoy tf 

@Doephin It's more fun to be the one being changed. ^^

re: pooltoy tf 

@Doephin Okay, okay, I'm probably the one being changed as the air rushes over them out of the new toy.

re: pooltoy tf 

@Doephin Obviously I'm the one pushing the air out of you. ^^

@Kyreeth @ridge@chaos.social Be careful, you also need a vanilla bean - it's undocumented though.

Juice That Makes You Hsitpost (but Misspelled)

@anthracite [stock footage of Dragoness' Institute applauding]

Brilliant! :D

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