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@anthracite I think that means you're only allowed to have two eyes now....?

@ElectricKeet "Adobe is my friend. Adobe will never bite me and throw me into the basement."

re: Medical rant, long 

@Doephin You're definitely not the asshole there o..o

@Aradia Your average wyvern is like the size of a cottage tho. Like, a seal can mess up your car, a wyvern can break your architecture.

A thought:

The selkie myth, but applied to wyverns. The shawl is their wings, and if you can find where they've hidden it when they come down to the ground, then you have the wyvern as yours until they find where you've hidden their wings.

Probably best not to be around when they find it, a wyvern can do a lot more damage than a seal.

re: mood, light omnicidal ideations 

@zebratron2084 "Oh honey, I don't know, that's pretty expensive. Maybe next year, okay?"

@anthracite Playing miniature Golf with a Moai head as player 2 🗿
When your favorite restaurant has exploded.
Your roommate ate the last chair.
Calling the exterminators about the garden gnomes.
Space pirates show up for tea and biscuits.
King Cake conquers the world.

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New Seattle alternatives to 911 Mobile Site 

A new mobile site has launched to help you find alternatives to dialing 911 in the Seattle area!
not911.me/
It provides resources for categories such as:
- Housing
- Mental Health
- LGBTQIA+
- Health & Substance Abuse
- Violence
- Legal
- Youth

Please spread this resource!

@xinjinmeng @Phorm THIS IS EXACTLY CORRECT AND WONDERFUL AAAAAAAAAGH THAT ONE TIME I SAID SOMETHING STUPID TO MY BEST FRIEND

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animal care begpost 

We took in a very pregnant feral cat during the massive PNW heatwave and she needs to get looked at to make sure she and her kittens are doing okay, since she hasn't given birth yet. We've got an appointment at the animal clinic but it'll be at least $150 to see her and get images taken and I'm currently still unemployed.

If you can help, we'd greatly appreciate it.

cash.app/$GaryBuddell
paypal.com/paypalme/alahmnat

Perhaps if I scream loud enough, that one embarrassing memory from several years ago will leave me alone forever.

Deeply saddened that life has not provided me so far with an opportunity to call someone a "sniveling, malevolent cone snail"

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asking for funds 

Hello 💙
i am a disabled trauma survivor
Running low on funds for basic needs
I have food and shelter
But for everything else,
(clothes, etc)
help is deeply appreciated

ko-fi.com/oneironott
$oneironott

[love+flow+glow] 💙

@anthracite I can't think of anybody I would trust to write more Amber, honestly. It would probably take a relatively unknown author who had a similar style.... but that's asking a lot. Writers never agree on the way to use the words, even if they can agree on the right ones.

If anybody handed it to Gaiman I'd scream and howl until blood shot out from my eyes though.

re: Trans issues, Request for HRT advice, TMI 

@Phorm Yup, I take 2x 50mg daily for 100mg total. I had problems at around 200mg daily, I think. I drink a lot of water every day anyway so the "you have to pee a lot" effects weren't really particularly noticeable.

re: Trans issues, Request for HRT advice, TMI 

@Phorm Also, would it be too on the nose to say that I wish you the best results? :D

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