Soreth @Soreth@awoo.space
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Rare coastal dragoness, often found by sunny sea cliffs. Nonbinary but fairly femme-leaning. If you're under 18 don't follow.
Joined Jun 2017
That was the best show I've seen yet where a fan exploded just offstage.
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Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
Im sorry I ate the plums
that were in the company icebox
Dreamed last night that someone brought home a hateful, superheated idol that sat in the front bathroom and glowed malevolently, making everything smell like matches. It kept trying to burn the house down, so I kept splashing water from the sink on it.
Also I lost a contact lens.
uspol, family (-)
Mom: "So have you heard about the latest news in politics?"
Me: "Actually I've found that I get panic attacks if I try to keep up with the news."
Mom: "...Oh. Well let me tell you what I think about what's going on."
Me: "........"
More tiltrotor VTOLs, please.
Ducted fans optional but appreciated.
"I'll take the Agamid Empire for $400, Alex"
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my good friend veronica is being kicked out by her abusive parents, and could use help paying for moving expenses out here to Seattle.
if you can spare anything, it would be a tremendous boon to a young and struggling trans person https://t.co/J6wMIhGS3O
dream, shapeshifter summer camp
Also I'm pretty sure @indi was there, talking quite animatedly to a bunch of folks at one of the tables in the mess hall, all of whom sported elegant tails.
I was very disappointingly _not_ able to return to this much nicer world after going back to sleep. Frumple.
dream, shapeshifter summer camp
I woke up in the middle of a dream about being in a p-shifting summer camp and it was bitterly disappointing. I was getting good at turning into a bird and flying, damn it. (Bird because same number of limbs; hexapods were harder to learn and were advanced course stuff even for us dragonkin.)
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People often wonder why printers are so cantankerous but frankly any device that embeds pigmented runes in the remains of long-dead trees is going to be stricken by an ancient faerie curse from the start
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"Perhaps we can compromise and agree that Kauko is food."
"That's not a compromise it's a statement of fact."
#outofcontexttheatre
Stages of planning a Tabletop Session:
T- 7 Days: "I know pretty much what needs to happen here."
T- 3 Days: "Yup, got a lock on it."
T- 2 Days: "Shit this isn't going to work at all"
T- 24 Hours: "Okay, fixed."
T- 2 hours: "Aaaaaah what did I do help everything is going to burn down, fall over, and sink into the swamp"
T- 0:00:00 "Okay everybody, so go easy on me this time"
T+ 15 minutes: "Thank god, they're all still making butt jokes"
T+ 1 hour: "Yes, this is PERFECT, nailed it!"
🎵 I'll take back my pinata, it's wasted on you
Just spinning that pool cue all over the room
And give back the blindfold that's under your shoe
When you drop a beautiful pun in a place that you're legitimately unsure anybody will ever notice because it's also a very subtle word choice...
*chef kiss*
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niss@chitter.xyz 
are merfolk fishtaurs
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A COMPREHENSIVE GUIDE TO COMPUTER SECURITY
1. If at all possible, do not use the computer
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Sea and Sky Glows over the Oregon Coast
Image Credit & Copyright: Rudy Montoya
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TIL “The Egyptian dog Abuwtiyuw, also transcribed as Abutiu (extinct before 2280 BC), was one of the earliest documented domestic animals whose name is known. He is believed to have been a royal guard dog who lived in the Sixth Dynasty (2345–2181 BC), and received an elaborate ceremonial burial in the Giza Necropolis at the behest of a pharaoh whose name is unknown.”
He was a good doggo
Busy monday. At least there was a couple of good points and there's only three more days in my work week now.
- Pronouns
- She/They
Rare coastal dragoness, often found by sunny sea cliffs. Nonbinary but fairly femme-leaning. If you're under 18 don't follow.
Joined Jun 2017
