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log4j is the official modding api for minecraft now

Take heed and bear witness to the chicken sandwiches contained herein, for they are the last legacy of the Horad- damnit someone ate them.

shrimp -postin' 

FOR THOSE WHO REMEMBER
(For those who almost didn't forget it but then they did)
COMES A MOVIE THAT WILL MAKE YOU AFRAID OF KRILL (and some other stuff we guess, krill isn't really very exciting)

LEGACY OF THE FINAL EPIC PRAWN WARS

disturbing victorian-era christmas image, santa taking away unwilling child 

Oh hey so I found the image the ornament came from.

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Suddenly remembering an ornament my folks put on the Christmas tree every year that featured Santa stuffing a kid into a sack. It scared the willies out of me when I was younger and I'd move it toward the back of the tree so I didn't have to see it.

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"I'll slip into something more comfortable"

*goes back to bed*

If I get one more email asking me to donate to an organization for Giving Tuesday I'm going to delete all my email accounts.

Yes, they're charitable causes, but I need to not be receiving all these vaguely guilt-trippy emails. D:

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He spoke not a word, but went straight to the table,
Ate all the squash soup; then threw away the ladle,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
He snorted an entire can of cranberry sauce and fell backwards onto the couch.

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Fun fact: Corgis are actually the remnants of an old space program. The unused leg length for each dog is conserved for the next generation.

The goal was to then crossbreed them with a manned wolf, releasing all the many generations of stored leg length at once to produce a dog that could simply stand up to reach the Moon.

Assuming movement through a perfect vacuum with standard pressure, if you have two objects, one moving at .5c relative to Barnard's Star and beginning at ref point {0,0,0,now} and moving directly south, and the second object moving at .95c relative to Russell's Teapot from {12,19,65295,6 hours ago} toward galactic north, and a privileged observer with telescopes trained on both of them but a headache from trying to understand this problem, what crime has the privileged observer been framed for?

I appear to be awake and working. Obviously a terrible mistake has been made somewhere.

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One way to really work up a sweat is to be the tattoo artist for a dragon.

For starters, some scales are much harder to ink than others; the sensitive spots you need to keep in mind are often very different from humans, and they can potentially spit fire when flinching, making this an outdoor or cave-call situation.

Then there's the non-zero chance of being eaten.

On the other hand, they pay well for the craftsmanship, and tip well.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #UrbanFantasy

Art I need to get:
* Me as big-busted snakegirl
* Me as big-busted wyvern
* Sudden apotheosis from really good burrito (probably with big bust)

It's almost like there's some kind of pattern but I can't see what it is.

cordyceps joke, late stage capitalism 

"If at any point in your first 90 days with the company you feel an urge to climb to the top of somewhere very tall, good news! We have an elevator that goes all the way to the roof."

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