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CW: Bio, health, teeth, anxiety, Seattle area request for help, (redrafted) :boost_ok:​ 

I have anxiety about my teeth. when I'm really high, i can imagine my mouth is dying. it sucks. I have anxiety about dentist. They are all experts in guilt, no matter how gentle they try to be, and every visit is just excruciating.

I still need recs for one, though. I need a lot of work. Preferably one with the good machines and surgeons and the Good drugs. femme dentist preferred. Queer friendly preferred

Thanks,
-k

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free covid tests (u.s.) 

you can request free covid tests from the federal government again! this time we get 8 free ones

special.usps.com/testkits

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Jobhunting :boost_requested: 

Looking for a new job!

I’m a software engineer with AWS experience and can write software in the following off the bat:
• PHP
• Python
• Java

I’m a generalist, so I’m happy doing devops, development work or system architecture. I’m also more than able to learn new languages and tools to do my job.

I’m based in the UK, and I’m looking for fully remote roles! :boost_requested:

Andouille sausage, which can be reforged into Narsil sausage if you make a mistake in the kitchen.

You know, where people play games with the night.

Materials that are impossible are "unobtanium."
Materials that drive the plot are "phlebotinium."

Materials that you steal from dragons are "rawritanium."
(The 'rawr' is that we want that back, thank you.)

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experiment! lets see how far everyone working together can yeet this toot in a week.

the more votes below the further its reached in the fediverse

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I'm pro-union, but if I HAD to stop a union at a customer service job, my first tactic would be "you're allowed to be mean to customers now" and I bet it'd at least stall them for half a year.

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CVE stands for:

Supposing you were a spiny, globular member of the Echinozoa that moved via tube-feet, and suppose you were a sea lion. Ah, but I repeat-
Wait.

...Shit. I think I got my notes mixed up.

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Dragons who are librarians 

-Always know of some strange, obscure tome that is exactly the book you need (regardless of whether it's the book you want.)

-Return books late or damaged at your peril, though.

-When you're walking through the immense shelves, and you see something in the dim light ahead hanging down in front of the books. You approach. Suddenly, as you get close, you realize it's a huge, scaly tail. You follow it with your gaze up to the top of the shelf to see a pair of glowing eyes staring back at you.
"You'll want to take a right at the end of this row," the dragon says. "Then go three rows down and turn left." The tail retracts back up into the shadows above the books, and with a sudden, fluid movement, the dragon is gone.
You never actually told the dragon what you were looking for.

-"Oh you don't need a library card." *growling chuckle* "I will remember your scent."

People: The cause of, and solution to, all their own problems.

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Sometimes SMBC hits so hard that you have to stare at a wall for a few minutes after.

smbc-comics.com/comic/liberal-

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