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Sometimes I get this odd craving to see Cheyenne Cinnamon and the Fantabulous Unicorn of Sugar Town Candy Fudge

Feels kinda dirty

@canes

It can be troublesome, at times, but it usually leads to meeting nifty people with the same affliction

I can't remember if I took a headache med two hours ago or not, and now I'm scared to take one because it contains caffeine

Did I? Crap...

@raccoon

I recognized what this was and it does sound really good

director: picture this. a movie for kids...

producer:

director: where all the characters are the insipid logical conclusions of various emotions and concepts...

producer:

director: and the poop one is sir patrick stewart

producer: how many billions of dollars do you need

@SarcasmKid@mastodon.social

I bet the punchline was "butts"

@qualia

That sounds really nice

If I had a home with better air conditioning, I would wear robes like that more often.

@balrogboogie@kitty.town

Oh, I know those two... they're goofy

@qualia @magicalemmy

In my case it was ten pairs of hands massaging while on an e-named substance

This was many years ago

It's a bliss that I want to experience again now that I've been some years on HRT.

@qualia @magicalemmy

I've done similar but there was substance use

It did feel amazing...

NSFW!!! 18+ awoo 

@SellyBelly

probably sleeping if US or at work if EU

They might need a few hours to return

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