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I'm hungry... but I want coffee... and I only slept 4 hours, so I want sleep... but I should be awake at this hour for my kiddo...

So much conflict. What do

@adeptomega

GF and I played HackMUD for a time and it also reminds me of that a bit.

Fun stuff!

Vaguely lewd joke 

After hours of cutting out paper icons, me: "Damn, I'm getting good at scissoring".

...

Boy rant, anatomy 

@wohali

I had to read that twice and my mouth just hung open!

Glad that's in your past.

Boy rant, anatomy 

@grime_witch

It's not that.

It's an absolute fear of poop. They all think it's something that will cause them to catch horrible diseases, including STDs, regardless of the status of their partner.

I've been questioning them about this and I just don't get it.

Boy rant, anatomy 

@Sparrow

Butts are heckin' fun!

Boy rant, anatomy 

@grime_witch

Think so?

I would hope that wasn't so much an issue with my under-25 friends who spend so much time on the internet and seem so sexually open otherwise.

I'm still baffled.

Boy rant, anatomy 

Why are all my young guy friends so afraid of the butthole?

Okay, I know that sounded like a "Whoa! That's lewd and unexpected!" But that's not what I meant.

All (probably an exaggeration) my young male friends online seem to be afraid of butts so much that they wouldn't even consider touching one during sex, let alone allowing their tongue to come anywhere near the area.

I don't get it. Where did all the butt-horror stories come from that these guys are all so afraid?

@Vann@glitch.social

Having always been a natural lucid dreamer, I can say that you won't get magic rest from it.

You can have a more satisfying dream experience and that can make you feel more rested or happier when you wake.

Sometimes I miss being a part of the lucid dreaming forum

@Gaypow

Woo! What-what! Unhh!

^ every Will Smith song

Mood: When Will Smith pulls the table closer in Men In Black

I wish one of the cats would sit on my feet while I sat at my computer.

My toes are cold.

@bea

Agreed.

I respect my friends and they respect me because we earn that respect by everything we do. This leads to my friends often being closer than blood family.

I don't let money come in the way of my friendships. If I give money to a friend, unless there is terrible need for it to be repaid, then it is a gift. If it comes back to me, then it is also a gift.

Friendship is a gift and should not be treated as a loan, nor as currency.

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