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i'm in comcast's dumpster
filling garbage bags with routers.
i flash their firmware
and give them to my neighbours.
the network grows
with everything they throw away.

🎶​​"Sun Sun, mr. golden sun/
GET YOUR ASS BACK HEEEEERE"🎶​
No really where the fuck you going, it is four-frickin-thirty, I need more UV Radiation - I'm a magical reptile here, you nuclear-powered-fartknocker!

I think it's really cool that I know a bunch of people who were AMAB, transitioned to something in the vicinity of "woman", then later moved to "oh my gender is way more interesting that that, imma re-adopt back a lot of guy-spectrum stuff."

Don't let people talk shit about "de-transition" or whatever as if there's one simple narrative.

Hey folks! Midwest Furfest is on the horizon, so i'm opening for preorders for my newest badge type: custom patches! They come in two versions- a bust shot of your character, or a full body shot similar to my previous Tarot-style badges.

Email me at tegmire@gmail if you're interested!

#art #mastoart #mwff #mff #creativetoots
mastodon.social/media/76R2y6tO

LB: PLEASE ALSO GET A BADGE FROM NERO, THESE ARE SERIOUSLY THE UTTER SICKEST

The knight looked from his sword to the dragon.
"This is not going to work, is it?"
"Have you considered chocolate?"
"Should I?"
"Try it."
#MicroFiction #tootfic #smallstories

LRT'S: i'd like to just zoom in on this here as an example of what might be one of the most Mastodon photos ever mastodon.social/media/6AG0zsaB

Bandaza 

Two of three coatings prepped, but the butter needs more time to soften before I herb it up.

No, it's not going to be cannabutter, though I did make a medicated turkey breast last year. And yes, it tasted great 'cause I added sage and fennel to the butter, too.

@Leucrotta with a villian hilariously enough voiced by time-lord billy corgan.

important question to consider this Saturday 

@noiob it just does.
secretly I like to think it's what powered the staples "that was easy" button.

Good Mroingn
I don't need coffe YOU need coffee, You're the undercaffonated one shaddap, gimme the coffo tho thangu. awoo.space/media/GwRSaQsWPWRvd

me: "y'know i'm probably missing all sorts of important wide-scale community-building by leaning so heavily on mastodon these-"

twitter: "YOU CAN'T BE A FURRY IF YOU'RE OVER THIRTY. ALSO THE TERM 'DEAD NAME' IS OFFENSIVE NOW"

me: mastodon.social/media/n_astEnI

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