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Blizzard Madness 

It's a nootropic from the dark 'net called Blizzard Madness. Chick was pitchin' her startup for electrified cockroach legs that play trap music, suddenly she was cryin' and sayin' "My sex robot Bart doesn't really love me!"

tired: the trope of powerful women turning into dragons in animated movies (maleficent, ludmilla, i could go on) is a natural fantasy-oriented extension of the classic femme fatale trope

wired: the trope of powerful women turning into dragons in movies is the movie directors hiding their kinks in plain sight

I think we need to be teaching some scepticism, and that everyone should verify before they willingly trust random posts on the internet, as basic technological survival skills

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we’re overwhelmingly unprepared for the idea that the top result on Google might be a paid ad which is actually a scam, unprepared for the idea that that 13k retweet screenshot showing something might actually be (poorly) edited

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huh! turns out the weirding way was just a roast hand the entire time!

I want to destroy the idea that art is something that is made by a specialized class of people.

I can't draw for shit, never really learned to paint, can't make music, can't do so many things.

But there's lots of things I can do. I write, sometimes. I've learned how to make simple jewelry. Right now, I'm making silicone copies of penises. And dammit, all that counts.

There's so, so many things out there that qualify as art, and I know there's some that you can participate in the creation of.

last boost: i tried this game earlier and, it's so so cute ;_;

Hey, check out Secret Little Haven, my game about a trans girl discovering herself through fandom, chats, and the internet - it's on Steam now!

store.steampowered.com/app/827

nsfw textual lewd, hyper 

Not noticing your actual food intake going down over the next years, until you realize one day that you’ve been consuming nothing but your partner’s cum for a week straight.

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I'm here to go mawr and hug frens 

And I've got plenty of mawrs and hugs left if you want them :D

nsfw textual lewd, hyper 

Finger your friend’s hyper sheath casually while watching a movie because you’re so very addicted to [pre]cum

chunky cartoon dragon in tiny outfit 

Don't give marsh dragons access to punch-based weaponry
dragon.style/media/uE5Y-V5inCF

Street name is Alabama Walrus, It's made from Fancy Feast and Ambien. Found this dude on a webcam wearin' nothin' but a turquoise apron sending group-texts of leather daddies to all of his ex-boyfriends.

love to be weak in front of your emotions AND masculine while channeling femininity. Thanks

Once upon a time there were no ads on the internet. In fact, there were very few company websites on the internet at all. It was a place you would go to learn stuff from very passionate individuals or maybe talk to people with a common interest. Also there was porn.

It's late and I'm really tired so this is gonna be more low effort than usual
I'm Lee, I'm a chronically ill transgirl, and because my work screwed me royally I have no money.
Now my mother and I are barely making hand to mouth, I can't see the doctor because my medical bills are over two hundred dollars and unpaid, and I really need to see her.
I don't expect much, but please, if you could give something to my paypal at ninjenkins@gmail.com, well, to say I'd appreciate would be understatement.

kigus of your species as a means of species affirmation, boost if you agree

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