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very silly nsfw 

[tries to use dildo] [actually just ends up chewing on it for half an hour]

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Why I'm a communist in 100 characters or less:

I want to work for the benefit of society, not to make someone else rich.

It's hard to tell when my camera's in focus or not, because I'm so used to my actual eyes being out of focus

If you ever see my pull out my phone and suddenly scrunch up my face into a shocked grimace, it's because I opened discord to porn someone posted and I'm trying to look surprised in case someone saw the screen

It's weird how a lot of english words for anything intense are very mixed-up over whether they're good or bad (maybe just in modern use?)

terrible/terrific, awesome/awful

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Prime Day strike 

The 16th of July is Amazon Prime Day, and JUST SO HAPPENS to be the same day many of their workers are planning to strike for better conditions/wages. Many people are expanding this to other Amazon-run websites as well!

While it's great if you can safely do so, if someone has i.e. a friggin' contract with Twitch for streaming, don't be an ogre and claim they're Part Of The Problem because they can't take a day off from what might be their only source of income, you dingus.

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I’m polyfilled, 

but never polyfull.

For a second I tried to favourite this entire webpage, which apparently isn't a feature of mastodon, but I hope the thought counts

((some cameras vibrate the actual sensor chip at crazy ultrasonic frequencies to shake dust off!))

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(to be fair I'm already very excited about optics in general, light is cool)

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I decided to get a camera and then immediately spent six hours reading about DSLR options and optics

Summary of my life

I drew myself into a taur with @Scapegoat@chitter.xyz for scale, minor sizing problem

Been eating more and exercising, I'm no longer medically underweight- I'm just as thin as before, but much denser now. Whoops :B

uspol, but slightly silly 

Before the election I was learning to play piano/sing, starting with the Bastion soundtrack- one of the songs is titled "Build that wall", which kind of has some bad connotations now

I decided to keep learning it out of spite though lol

At one point my stepdad (who initially supported trump but no longer does) walked in and looked confused, so I looked straight at him while singing the "BUT NOW YOU'VE GOT NOWHERE TO RUN" part lmao

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