Andreas. @antifuchs@awoo.space

*thinks*

a kobold magic user wearing their familiar pseudo dragon like a sexy fashion piece

The new meme is being nice to random people on the timeline spread the word

"We're not cowards, were koBOLDs! Let's do this!!"

@vahnj this shitty half-pun has been in my head for hours.

a moist owlette https://mastodon.social/media/8uE2wgt0ppac7CYyVqM

DM:"ok Gronk, your Southern belle secretary is being sexually harassed. what do you do"
Gronk: "well, Gronk is a very aggressive orc, so his response to have his belle punch the man"
DM: "okay, let's roll for etiquette for Gronk"
Gronk: *rolls a 1*
DM: "Gronk feels that this is totally a correct move and his belle slugs the man in the face. Roll damage"

*5 minutes later, an office brawl starts and the police are called*

The ACLU will defend bigotry as free speech and they're instrumental in protecting marginalized folks

People like Thiel and the Kushners are funding businesses like Paypal and Patreon, and many marginalized folks need those platforms to survive

Many people and personalities positioned and who desire to help you are problematic

This is part of what's normal now and if you can afford to ignore it, you have a heck of a lot of privilege

Some people's mere existence is political because of prejudice… so when folks say "people should leave politics at the door" they mean "get out" And it is morbidly interesting how most of the people who say this look alike.

Maybe I should start an instance
*realizes that this would require sustained attention on one particular thing over an extended period of time*
uh
*and also constant communication with people where it's on you if you don't respond in a timely manner*
uuh
*and then something would break down and you'd have to both fix the thing and explain it politely to your friends and users*
uuuh
*and then you'd be an authority, and thus held accountable*
mahn
good work, admins who manage to deal 🍍

Try watching the first episode titled "bob dylan meets dave"

laziest doggo 💤

remember, if your cat has stripes, it's your responsibility to pet them regularly. otherwise they'll fall off.

I am very much in favour of services like Patreon or similar crowdfunding since they free creators up from work-for-hire and allow them to work as their muse dictates rather than altering their work to their audience/market. That can have amazing results, and I'd love to see that sort of thing become even more prevalent.

Bad idea of the day:

A noir novel whose narrator speaks in a cant derived entirely or almost entirely from profanity (an english equivalent of the russian 'mat').

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