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@noiob *goes and stands in corner to drink fruit punch with the other aged chaperones of Mastodon*

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Please vote and boost, or don't, I'm not your boss: The Better Mastodon age poll strawpoll.me/13589055

sad about appearance 

@eris I wonder why people are the worst. And yet all the time, we get total crushes on people with features that others call flaws, and they're so beautiful!

abba 

> When you're gone
> How can I
> Even try
> To go on

> When you're gone
> Though I try
> How can I
> Carry on?

From now on, this is how I teach a-b-b-a rhyming. IT'S IN THE NAME, PEOPLE

bad 

@Triplefox @typhlosion Similar here: try to trust my friends

@awoofriend @ambassador@compassion.online
~ compassionate awoooo ~

a poem for the wasp in my office 

I missed
And you're pissed
🐉😡

IT'S BEEN (minor bodily injury, aging) 

three weeks since I jammed my index finger, and that thing's not getting better. Stupid old-people body.

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can i just say that i love the new mastodon icon

it resembles an elephant, a sleeping cat AND a clenched fist ready to take down the bourgeoisie

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@bunnylyn That was a hilarious day. It wasn't Rachel tho. I can't remember who.

@envgen Today I did my first fb status update in 12 weeks. Fb utterly debased itself with joy, waving a kind of pillsbury-dough-boy hand at me, crying "welcome back," and something with fluttery hearts. I guess it's working, because now I'm really preoccupied with worry about facebook. Like, I don't think it's okay.

@envgen (I get that this is rhetorical, I hope my reply sounds commiserating and not 'splainy)

The less I engage with Facefuck, the more urgently it notifies me that someone I barely know commented on someone else I barely know. So I wonder if fsckbirb has a similar algorithm. It feels itself losing you! Why are you so cold?! Notice things! Engage!!

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it's not perfect, but I did just succesfully open-flame solder my headphones back into working state
what's up

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