brooke @brooke@awoo.space
He/him. I teach academic Hebrew-Bible studies in grad school, and like Korean martial arts & interactive fiction.
I am also @anummabrooke
Joined Apr 2017
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Oh, another tip for new Mastodon users. There is no global search, outside of users or hashtags. That means you can criticise and curse things using their true name without accidentally summoning a group of sealions.
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"Academic studies and countless anecdotes make it clear that being interrupted, talked over, shut down or penalized for speaking out is nearly a universal experience for women when they are outnumbered by men."
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/14/business/women-sexism-work-huffington-kamala-harris.html
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I'm glad Mastodon is still gay~
I know Old Farts of Awoo dot Space isn't a competition, but FYI I've got reading glasses in that overhead car compartment where your sunglasses go.
My sneezes must sound like sudden, explosive hissing to our cat Lyla, because they scare the living crap out of her.
Sex: sex
Gex: gex
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But let us not forget the original wonder woman, who produced the wonder of childbirth while she remained a virgin
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just in case you'd forgotten today, https://mastodon.social/media/9MGW3wdmT4v3CBL_Igk
Thing I procrastinated now doesn't have to get done at all. H*ckin
~AWOOOOO~
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No home row, bro
Covfefe.
*drags cigarette*
Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time.
Poured orange juice into my cereal again.
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*doorbell rings, announcing expected guests*
*looks straight at partner*
*extreme movie voice*
"We've got company."
Es ist schon
EINE WOCHE HER, SEIT DU MICH ANGESCHAUT HAST
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ruin a first date with four words
i ate your plums
I did a thing today that I've been ridiculously paralyzed about for months, in case anyone can benefit vicariously from Vague Tales of Courage.
ICYMI: the podcast "The Short Game" did an episode on "Night in the Woods." The first 45 minutes are meant to be spoiler-free, but there is spoiler-esque talk about character attributes, story setting, and game mechanics. It is (not surprisingly) very positive & appreciative. It's Episode 117 of The Short Game: http://www.theshortgame.net/117-night-in-the-woods/
#nitw Heads up @modernmodron
I'll probably never write a line that delights aurally and orally like "Little old lady got mutilated late last night…"
He/him. I teach academic Hebrew-Bible studies in grad school, and like Korean martial arts & interactive fiction.
I am also @anummabrooke
Joined Apr 2017
