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"Why does a cum-slut need to listen? Do cum-slut have bad hearing? Is it because of all of the cum???"

@Mycroft itsy bitsy teeny weenies and how good they might be as earplugs (i can't hear you, i've got dicks in my ears)

now half of us are buzzed and we're all talking about teeny weenies

con room friends are playing around with the pokemon fusion site and sharing their phones around going "no *this* is my new fursona/oc"

@Mous six year old me already wanted surgery to have working cat ears and tail

(and ) are something i came up with when i was six in 1998!!! I've never changed screennames. :3c I'm catterfly forever and ever!

YODELS i just have to reletter everything and then i'm DONE with my eight page short of my nascent webcomic slkgjdlgkj

i nibbled a bit of (dead) skin off my lip and then kissed my cat a whole bunch and now it's irritated

pls, i just wanna kiss my cat on his dumb little face

lb: it me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :'D mous do the good art

life advice: stay hydrated, don't get heat exhaustion

@zetasyanthis hey can i get a transcription of those descriptions? :o

My comms are open [http:://gallery.catterfly.net/commissions.html] as well!

@vahnj i just clicked on this one to see and then wanted to reply but it vanished for about ten seconds dlfkgjfdh

a pillow on the floor is the best place for naps.

less good when your roommates come home and find you sprawled out on the floor, but y'know.

@typhlosion have a snack, have a drink, eat a vitamin, <3, i believe in u and think you make great things

maybe if i listen to rent hard enough this will have all been a dream

I'm doing a stressful thing with somebody and there's no way for me to ask if they're doing their half of the work without sounding really shitty and awful

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