distressed egg 🍳 🔞 @distressedegg@awoo.space
18+ only. no i don't just draw ovi but that's cool too http://patreon.com/distressedegg • http://distressedegg.tumblr.com • http://twitter.com/distressedegg
Joined Jul 2017
FROM THE PATREON:
it was only a matter of time before the bees figured out a way to reverse colony collapse. sure, the humans might've had a problem with it at first, but in the end their minds proved as willing to change as their bodies were...
I'M POLLEN YOU OUT: QUIT YOUR DRONING AND SUBSCRIBE NOW TO COMB THROUGH OUR SMUT ARCHIVES BEEFORE ANYONE ELSE. (Sorry.) (NOT SORRY) http://patreon.com/distressedegg
@Ferrovore (but seriously: Yes, and Soon)
@Ferrovore *deadpan stare* I already HAVE an SL-themed comic
@Dex aaa thanks! <3
FROM THE PATREON: Chris never really got scared by horror movies like all his friends did. truth be told, they mostly just... made him... sleepy...
IT'S TF MONTH, EVERYBODY!! i hope you're as pumped as I've been drawing stuff for it, and i can't wait to show you what i've done so far! (THOUGH IF YOU'RE IMPATIENT FOR MORE: consider subscribing today? http://patreon.com/distressedegg)
tf sketch month Disc Horse
I say this as someone who's on The Girl Drugs and who pointedly got into drawing smut as a way to delineate EXACTLY what I want out of it and nothing I don't. don't claim that what I'm doing by choice is some kind of elaborate humiliation kink, dipshits.
related: I'm also averse to anything involving the word "bimbo" but I think that's just from growing up blonde and terrified of sex, and THAT'S a whole can of neuroses I don't feel like cracking open before breakfast
tf sketch month Disc Horse
"ohhh nooo i'm growing boobs in a crowded office! how will i ever be one of the big strong business boys nowww?" Hell yeah oh no, they'll probably try to pay you less and take credit for all your work now. You've been getting meta-jerked off by the patriarchy for so long that you've developed a kink for getting edged by it, and like, the heart wants what the heart wants, but maybe take a sec and think about WHY your brain works like that
tf sketch month Disc Horse
not to yuck on anyone's yum here, and I realize gender self-actualization is knotty shit that means different things for everyone, but like there's little that makes my eyes roll back in my head w/r/t TF stories faster than "forced feminization". i hate shit where femme attributes are portrayed as belonging to a different, lesser species, or masculinity is this thing dudes gotta hoard and protect like stolen pirate gold. maybe take a good look at yrself, Scared Cis Men
FROM THE PATREON: was at a con earlier this month when i cranked this bad boy out. feeling a little... sensuous this evening???
GIVE INTO YOUR INNERMOST SUBROUTINES. Subscribe today for more weird fun porn! http://patreon.com/distressedegg
FROM THE PATREON: hey, does this count as gore?? HEY. I SAID *waves printout of this page above my head while standing on a chair at the DMV* DOES THIS!! COUNT AS GORE!!!
(well, whatever it counts as: hell fuckin' YES)
Hungry for more? Subscribe now to see page 10, as well as a whole bunch of other cool smut! http://patreon.com/distressedegg
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FOR THE INTERESTED: i soft-relaunched my erotica art blog, check it out!! slightly different setup + more organized. https://www.patreon.com/betonbrut
#nsfw #onedollarpatreon https://mastodon.social/media/tmMDbdbMB5C4p63Nldw
FROM THE PATREON: c'mon. you REALLY think I would've let Fucking Machines month end without a busted-up piece? ALSO i hadn't drawn shibari yet so hey, two tastes that taste great together!
FINDING NEW THINGS TO GET AROUSED BY IS ONE HABIT YOU *SHOULDN'T* BREAK. Subscribe today! http://patreon.com/distressedegg
FROM THE PATREON: August sketches for our two $20 donators! two sexy cyborg gryphons charging up and the sexiest possible giant mech interface, respectively.
WANT A COOL SKETCH EVERY MONTH? subscribe to my patreon at the $20 level! CAN'T AFFORD THAT BUT STILL WANT TO SEE COOL WEIRD PORN BEFORE IT HITS ANYWHERE ELSE?? tiers start at only $1!! http://patreon.com/distressedegg
https://awoo.space/media/uVgX63LBMIK4uSARZ7c https://awoo.space/media/Yj4lHuTkePjK9wZwe5o
SO AFTER TABULATING THE POLL RESULTS AND FACTORING IN THE WILD CARD WINNER: it's a dead damn heat between Petplay, Cryptids and TF.
therefore, the choice is up to me. and i'm gonna vote TF. because that can contain aspects of petplay, hyper OR cryptids.
(and because i wanted it to win LOOK I DO WHAT I WANT OKAY)
@Felthry i know, right? it's absolute anti-synth bullshit, i wish they'd change their wording
A NEW SKETCH THEME POLL IS UP ON http://patreon.com/distressedegg! And like last month, we're doing a public wild card poll too!
The winner of the wild card poll will count as one single vote in the final results. If you'd like to have more of a say in future polls OR if you'd like to support independent queer smut, consider pledging at the $5 level!
ANYWAY, HERE'S THE WILD CARD POLL. INTERNET, LOCK IN YOUR VOTES:
@Felthry TO BE FAIR, YES
i definitely think people with kitsune characters tend to focus too much on the "more tails" angle and not nearly enough on the "weird, horny ghoul" angle
Extremely The Mood Today: "fox girl" as in "slutty furry 1.0 ref sheet" BUT ALSO "fox girl" as in "shapeshifting trickster ghoul who curses men's dicks for 1000 years just for shits and giggles"
18+ only. no i don't just draw ovi but that's cool too http://patreon.com/distressedegg • http://distressedegg.tumblr.com • http://twitter.com/distressedegg
Joined Jul 2017
