distressed egg 🍳 🔞 @distressedegg@awoo.space
18+ only. no i don't just draw ovi but that's cool too http://patreon.com/distressedegg • http://distressedegg.tumblr.com • http://twitter.com/distressedegg
Joined Jul 2017
FROM THE PATREON: virtual demon summoning! this is probably some sort of complex commentary on modern society's over-reliance on technology or something. whatever
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@Felthry I HOPE SO. i would like to get more subscribers than this eventually but also: nice
also from the patreon:
FROM THE PATREON: Ill-Tempered, page eight! Things are heating up, figuratively AND literally...
Subscribe today to see THE NEXT PAGE as well as weird, awesome porn twice a week! Pledges start at $1! http://patreon.com/distressedegg
working out some concept ideas for Double Blind, the erotic comic idea i’ve been slowly picking away at for a while! LONG STORY SHORT: spicy A.I. brainjacking hijinks in a posthuman dystopia. i’d like to make it a running thing someday…
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FROM THE PATREON: hey look, it’s the technophilic otter guy from that one piece i did a while back! glad he’s still having fun.
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FROM THE PATREON: Fucking Machines month kicked off two weeks ago! i feel like having your parts removed and your sockets cleaned out would be like ASMR to robots. at least, if I were a robot, it would be to ME.
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#nsfw https://awoo.space/media/1AskgzA1noL_1gxPJCE
@ComputerHusband what's with the whole B thing i keep seeing
*crowd chanting, clapping rhythmically* hive-mind! hive-mind! *chanting louder* hive-MIND! HIVE-MIND! *chants grow more and more in unison, all clapping falls into perfect alignment to the same beat*
@xurnami oh of COURSE~
@jk this. this a meme
@Felthry it's totally cool, glad you're enjoying regardless! (it WOULD be neat if you could tell like-minded friends about my stuff though! Word of mouth is the best kind of publicity.)
@Felthry he-hey, thank you very much!! <3
FROM THE PATREON: ill-tempered p7! when life gives you dick-melted-off lemons, make nullmonade.
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FROM THE PATREON ARCHIVE: this could’ve been a nice normal picture about cunnilingus and i just HAD to ruin it with goopy goop fantasy latex shit. WHAT the!!!
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PREVIOUSLY, FROM THE PATREON: the really convenient part of knowing someone made entirely of shiny, stretchy latex rubber is: you can push them a little, er, further than most sexual partners. (remember when i said i was gonna draw more horny rubber jackals? WHOOPS, THAT DIDN’T TAKE LONG)
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https://awoo.space/media/0t2M_yysMlR4sUFVanM https://awoo.space/media/YEoxoDKOMY9zBEcBdHg
FROM LAST FORTNIGHT ON THE PATREON: $20 patron sketches for July! These were VERY in the spirit of our month’s sketch theme, and VERY fun to draw. (Pool noodle octopus! Why isn’t anyone else DOING this!!!)
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13682868 WILD CARD POLL for august/september's nsfw sketch theme! results will be tallied on sunday and the winner will go to count as a vote in the poll on my Patreon.
$5 subscribers get their OWN VOTE on the Patreon poll! It's stunningly undemocratic but it's in the name of making spicy spicy art (and helping me pay bills) so FEEL FREE TO GAME THE SYSTEM: http://patreon.com/distressedegg
18+ only. no i don't just draw ovi but that's cool too http://patreon.com/distressedegg • http://distressedegg.tumblr.com • http://twitter.com/distressedegg
Joined Jul 2017
