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@LexYeen Hah. I recognized that before I clicked the link.

...been a while since I heard it. :-}

Trans; explicit; dorky 

@KawaSeadrake I hope that goes well for you! I'm looking to start that process next year, too. :-}

Trans; explicit; dorky 

@KawaSeadrake Dugi! That's the name from Oregon I was forgetting. :-P

Stiller the one you might be going to? :-}

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Just realizing that a lot of the trans folks I know who have had or are planning to have bottom surgery have gone to only a small handful of doctors.

This leads me to thinking of identifying their work as if it's a brand name, or a consumer part to swap out.

"Oh, sure, many of my friends got the Suporn model, but I think I like the looks of the Bowers better. But that custom job out of Oregon is really appealing, too."

"What the hell do you mean, DMCA violation? It's a BLOOD TYPE."

"Yes, but you still based it on proteins developed in Minecraft IV. I'm afraid you have no case."

"Oh, god."

"I'm sorry, Mx. 41. We still have plenty of options. We can try to get this tried in a progressive jurisdiction. Take it to Jakarta Submarine, hope it's read by a Pyratbyran sapience..."

"What do I do until then?"

"I dunno. Pack your things and report to Notch."

As Greer Selkirk awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, she found herself transformed, in her bed, back to a gigantic mammal.

It was no dream. Her room, a fine room for a peaceful burrower, only somewhat too large, lay quietly between six mottled walls of protein.

She slid back into her earlier position. "These atavistic bouts," she thought, "make a bug quite foolish."

Already, she felt the urge to daytrade, dominate, and share unsolicited opinions on media networks.

Hey Mastofolks...

Is there a good Masto instance that is useful for, say, freeform surreal microfiction? Similar to that odd subset called Weird Twitter?

I have one on Birbsite but I kinda want to have a backup on Mastodon to go to.

Thanks!

Hey Mastofolks...

Is there a good Masto instance that is useful for, say, freeform surreal microfiction? Similar to that odd subset called Weird Twitter?

I have one on Birbsite but I kinda want to have a backup on Mastodon to go to.

Thanks!

Of course, only after posting do I realize I really should have started the hashtag instead. :-)

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Not a but something I wrote on my Weird Birdsite account recently:

A horror story:
I fall asleep, head cradled in the scanners.
I awake, to still-frail flesh.
"Freedom," says the copy on the screen.
Not me.

(Copied from me, here: twitter.com/EMForestry/status/ )

@indi @starkatt I still have hopes to do something similar for Spring that Glowtide does for Winter and Bandaza does for Fall.

And I'm only half-seriously already calling it Shimmerquick in my head. :-)

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@Oneironott

It bears mention that... I have hope for the future. My future. Our future.

It's such a foreign emotion to me. I wish it wasn't, but... that's been my life so far. *shrug*

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@zebratron2084 @Oneironott I mean, apparently I do have a lot to spare?

You're welcome to it, bug. :-}

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One of the loves of my life, who I only finally met in person a week ago, I helped leave from the airport this morning, headed back to another part of the country.

I didn't cry, amazingly. It's... been such a wonderful time this last 9 days or so, having her here. Being able to touch, to kiss.

I'm actually...happy and peaceful. We both know and have reaffirmed that this is only a 'see you later'. She will be moving here for good, soon.

I love you, @Oneironott​. Return home soon.

Solving my asexual+pan-romantic conundrum [5/5] 

@mawr @KawaSeadrake Hm. I must be doing something right, then. :-)

@Jacel I had that happen to a board game day thing once. It sucks. :-/

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