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pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
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aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
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Joined Jun 2017
slow cooker rookie troubleshooting (specifically: chicken stew/soup)
@reibeatall@octodon.social I did not! I thawed it enough to be cut up, but that's all I've done with it. how does one salt it--just put salt in with it while it's thawing, or ??
slow cooker rookie troubleshooting (specifically: chicken stew/soup)
@mmsword *nodnod* okay... Spouse prefers breast meat to thighs; I personally think thighs have a better taste. I'll give the thighs a try and see how it works, and what Spouse thinks. thank you! :D
slow cooker rookie troubleshooting (specifically: chicken stew/soup)
so I found this amazing recipe, which is basically chicken (cut into 1" cubes), vegetables, chicken stock, and spices, and the result is uniformly fantastic *except* that the chicken keeps coming out dry and chewy. is there something obvious I'm doing wrong?
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Written language is one of the coolest things we jank-ass apes have ever figured out how to do.
Church Outbreak, the new tabletop game sensation
@kara@occult.camp @zebratron2084 "on your turn you may force another player to sacrifice a martyr" eheheeheheheheh but of course I'm imagining it as a horrible competitive game, like Civ or Monopoly, in which you try to make the Most Virulent Religion Take Over Humanity. XD
Church Outbreak, the new tabletop game sensation
@zephasaurus_hex @kara@occult.camp this right here is me saying I would gladly help playtest this because YES.
Church Outbreak, the new tabletop game sensation
@kara@occult.camp oh FUCK YEAH. hey @zebratron2084 LET'S MAKE A RELIGION-BUILDING BOARD GAME. 8D if for no other reason than I want to have an actual "sacrificing a martyr" mechanic.
capitalism, church outreach, donation drives
@kara@occult.camp (at first glance I thought the CW said "church outbreak")
@noelle oh that was *neat*! and the bit where he went to a "chord" and the audience went "...." XD
@anthracite okay I'm not an expert on plumbing or anything but that don't look right to me.
feeling sad
@kara@occult.camp I like you. :] but I have a complex relationship with the whole "people" thing so I'm maybe not a great data point... <3
a pile of tiny kittens asleep in a shoe-shaped bed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PowGFq6X3Co
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Protip:
When designing a user interface, imagine some old woman using it, say Margaret Hamilton, and she's clicking your app's buttons and saying to you, as old people do,
"Young whippersnapper, when I was your age, I sent 24 people to the ACTUAL MOON with my software in 4K of RAM and here I am clicking your button and it takes ten seconds to load a 50 megabyte video ad and then it crashes
I'm not even ANGRY with you, I'm just disappointed."
@anthracite it took me a few minutes of staring at it, but I finally realized that my only comics association with "The Filth" is something to do with Transmetropolitan. :D
@cute_weeds @noelle yeaaaahhhh definitely record (either directly or in writing) that shit and consider a complaint to the Chamber of Commerce or something equivalent, because that's lawsuit material right there. :| what a shitshow.
@noelle @cute_weeds is there an owner or management or something--yeah, this? because that's--fucking appalling, and DANGEROUS, especially in a driving instructor, and *fantastically* inappropriate.
@cute_weeds that is *really* fucking disturbing, not least because it indicates a deep streak of anger that he could easily take out by violent driving. I'm so sorry you're having to deal with this. :[
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ICE, immigration, kids, twitter link
A friend of mine I trust just directed me towards this thread on twitter. Consider it suggested reading to mitigate and properly direct outrage to the right places.
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Musk's meltdown, just... lol
@Elizafox jcq;oriejfq;eoitbmnwlriotj;hwitjg;qergjq
that's the keyboard-smashing of hilarity, btw
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pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
...
aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
~follows welcome; followbacks not guaranteed~
Joined Jun 2017
