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pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
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aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
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Joined Jun 2017
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A Music Teacher Played His Saxophone While in Brain Surgery
http://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2017/08/25/545710598/this-music-teacher-played-his-saxophone-while-in-brain-surgery
(submitted by happy-go-lucky)
@chalcedony@octodon.social eeeeep, be careful careful!
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Melinda says she was wacked out on some new drug called Sweet Trainwreck. Found her naked at the post office yellin' 'The fursuits made me do it!'
oh noes I am being savagely mauled by an otter
oh the humanity
oh the... otter...in...ity
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They call it Panama Loaf. Somebody slips it into a kid's drink, next day she wakes up at an anime convention covered in Triscuits.
@ThatDamnCat yikes, stay safe!
@Ferrovore @ComputerHusband yep, that is exactly what I thought at first, and was very confused how that'd managed to become a NYT bestseller...
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we're we, here fuck, we're shit, queer up
@chalcedony@octodon.social aaaaah, yikes. sending you hopes for best of luck repairing connections!
@chalcedony@octodon.social eeek?
food (life is like a box of chocolates)
@ThatDamnCat not this kind. it's chewy and mealy and full of weird chunks of blargh-tasting junk. DO NOT WANT.
food (life is like a box of chocolates)
yesterday I encountered a nougat, and after one bite decided "nope fuck this" and delicately nibbled the chocolate covering off before discarding the horrible nougat core. today was "oh this looks like a cherry cordial, NO WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS, CHERRY CORDIAL NOUGAT??? WHY WOULD ANYONE EVEN DO THIS??"
food (life is like a box of chocolates)
got a premade box of chocolates last time I went to See's (some guy ahead of me was taking FORFRICKINGEVER to pick for TWO POUND BOXES and there was only one clerk so I just grabbed a premade box), and now I'm exploring the fantastical world of "what the actual fuck is this chocolate-covered monstrosity??"
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Isn't your meatspace form just your humansona?
@ThatDamnCat hee, Spouse and I startled a barred owl on Wed. morning as we were walking to the bus stop together, and the owl in turn startled us. they're pretty big birds. I'd prefer smaller ones! XD
@ThatDamnCat OH MY GOSH SO CUTE. do you know what kind of owl it is?
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sapphic society of star chart makers
Astrolabia
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pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
...
aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
~follows welcome; followbacks not guaranteed~
Joined Jun 2017
