green except too damn hot @green@awoo.space

@vahnj we're seeing it. and this is just the beginning. the GOP should be scared out of their diapers now.

@Jacel uuuuuuuh yeah that's pretty damn nope right there.

@noelle ....... fuck that sounds like a good idea

@kara@occult.camp *sends warm gentle thoughts and soup*

@Leucrotta awwww, Little Butler! *stupidly rich family laughs, cuddles Little Butler*

okay that LRT makes me SERIOUSLY ANGRY. Tiffany is selling a silver-plated EMPTY TIN CAN WITH NO GODDAMN LABEL FOR ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS. ;aWIEJIQAJVQAIENRG;IQANERFV;AENRGV;AENRG;AEHNRGJERAG;IJAFG

@Jacel needs a ! and smiley face, imo.

@electricplatypus is he a very fluffy skunk? or a bat?

@brewsternorth it looks like it was injured and healed badly; it's not an--active, recent injury. it's probably been living with a bum claw for a long time, and can live a lot longer. feet aren't *nearly* as important to crows as wings. it seemed healthy enough otherwise! :)

3. my actual reaction upon seeing fictive Hannibal Lecter would be "nope nope nope" /leave /do not engage /possibly move to another state, because there is no interaction with that character that is not fatally dangerous, and not in a fun way
4. I know for a fact that I'm not fancy enough for that Hannibal; I'm having a frozen pizza for dinner, I wear jeans from Costco, and I don't go to *those* kinds of parties

I woke up while trying to persuade Spouse it was ok, and as soon as I was awake I thought "HELL NO THAT'S NOT OKAY, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK."

1. I don't find the TV version of Hannibal Lecter attractive, not in a sexy way; he's a pretty monster, but Not Like That
2. dream-Hannibal was married, HIS WIFE WAS THERE, and they *weren't* poly, and that's a *solid* rule of mine, I do *not* get involved with couples who aren't poly, NO CHEATING

well that CW pretty much sums it up: I dreamed I boinked Hannibal Lecter, in his TV show incarnation, completely willingly, and it was (as dreamsex goes) pretty fun. Spouse was less thrilled about it, and we had a Long Talk--we're poly, but Spouse was upset about it for some reason that wasn't entirely clear. I tried to reassure him that Hannibal was "a fictive," a fictional person, and there were several fictive villains I'd boink given the opportunity.

@Elizafox hi! ^____^

anyway now I'm going to nap because I'm going off caffeine for a while and zzzzzzz

also one of the crows that hangs around has an injured left foot; it won't flatten out when the crow stands on something flat, and zie has to hobble/hop around. zie also can't grip a tree branch for a perch with it. but otherwise zie is completely healthy, on the large side, and seems to be in perfectly good shape. I'll be watching for zir from now on, heh.