@anthracite ... mmmeeeeee. >____>
@zebratron2084 an ex-of-an-ex who was--well it's not PC to call her "psycho" but no really she was psycho--was named "September," which afaik was her birth name.
all I can tell you about November is, it's a magical month. ;)
@zebratron2084 *is now intensely curious* o_____o
mh (-)
@anthracite @zebratron2084 @JulieSqveakaroo
*sudden terrible thought: putting catnip on/in the Roomba*
@maloki *gentle hug* it's okay, hon.
@PaulFerence @noiob /salute
@PaulFerence about every ten minutes I start getting a host of 502 Bad Gateway errors, and I have to reload the page. when I do, the curated list I have set up in my first column usually doesn't refresh at all--right now it's telling me "there is nothing in your list," when there was a full flow of toots before I refreshed the screen. this has happened several times today.
For #MayTheFourth please enjoy these Star Wars character names generated by a neural network. http://aiweirdness.com/post/163491778652/darth-net-star-wars-characters-invented-by-neural
mh (-)
@zebratron2084 EAT THE SLICE OF CAKE.
you're both witty and smart in ways that constantly impress and interest me, your imagination is wonderfully complex *and* deep (from me this is a *huge* compliment trust me), and I just generally enjoy your company a lot. *headbump*
re: father's health
@mawr @kara@occult.camp .... *sudden urge to plushify my Roomba*
mood
@zebratron2084 either/or, sure! where and what time?
mood
@zebratron2084 I'm free all next week, let me know what works for you! ;)
mood
@zebratron2084 *smirks* *douses corpse in Mallort and sets it lightly on fire* have fun, kitty. I still want to hang out next week and figure out a Schadenfreude Flip. ;)
https://twitter.com/iiTalW/status/991905585174986753
> People who can't distinguish between etymology and entomology bug me in ways I cannot put into words.
*wakes screaming, sheets soaked in a cold sweat*
"a... Alexa?"
"I'm here! Can I help you?"
"Could... Could you collect childrens' personal information from birth announcements, phones, tablets, searches and social media for 18 years, building a shadow profile of them without ever actually *using* it until they were of legal age, and then market to them using a perfect predictive copy of their every want and desire?"
"Could I _ever._"
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pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
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aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
~follows welcome; followbacks not guaranteed~