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pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
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aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
~follows welcome; followbacks not guaranteed~
Joined Jun 2017
Seattle, airplane, possible crash, breaking news, REALLY BAD JOKE (thank you Spouse)
me: the guy who stole the plane says he doesn't know how to land it, and has no intention of landing it.
Spouse: too bad, it will land eventually.
me: but he's--
Spouse: or water. but sooner or later it won't be able to air any more.
me: ........ *falls over laughing*
Seattle, airplane, possible crash, breaking news
first news link I've found: https://heavy.com/news/2018/08/seatac-plane-stolen-hijacked-grounded-seattle/
Seattle, airplane, possible crash, breaking news
@ratbaby has been posting about this, as of 14 minutes ago; see their feed for more info (it's not threaded or CWed or I would have just reposted).
US News birbsite link: https://mobile.twitter.com/i/events/1028120810811052032
no passengers on the plane, evidently.
@Leucrotta *lifts muzzle and trumpet-skreeks, tapering down to a friendly rattle*
SKROOOONKkkkkkkk
@Leucrotta eeeeerarararareeee
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I'm getting that "lurking in a dive bar when a bunch of friends & acquaintances show up all at once after ditching some bad networking party" vibe from Mastodon at the moment
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Steven Universe self-care posters from someone's school. These are perfect. They actually read like they were written by people who watch the damn show.
@Jacel Altered Carbon?
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you can :3 if you want to
You can uwu as you please
'cause if your friends go :3
or if they go uwu
then they're... probably furries
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messy queer politics
"Queer is a slur" is a basic divide-and-conquer tactic. People invested in preventing further inclusion, both on the external right-wing side and the sort of "egalitarian" liberalism, don't want blanket terms. They don't want people to be able to use a malleable, inclusive term because you can exercise control over people by *demanding* that they define themselves specifically, and then separating them from each other. It's a methodology for preventing and disrupting intersectionality.
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CW - Shockingly Beautiful Dragonfly
Glittering jewel known as a Blue Dasher Dragonfly.
so many weird, extremely vivid dreams.
@Leucrotta @Jssra *skrreeeeeee*
every time Nar comes up and SCREAMS at me for FOOD NAO and it's not food time I brush him with the cat brush. which he likes, *too much*--he can't handle it, and he writhes around a lot and then runs away. he needs lots of brushing anyway! food time will be soon, but meanwhile--NAR BRUSHING #catthings
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i'm a little kitten, small and cute 🎶
here are my paw beans, here is my snoot 🎶
🐱
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When I removed Twitter from my phone, I put a meditation app (Oak) in its place on my home screen.
Now, every time I tap the app out of habit, I do a breathing exercise instead of read shitty news.
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I was DISTINCTLY TOLD, in the 1990s, that if we put computers into all the things it would make us all super-smart and super-sexy and super-kind and we would all live in houses made of translucent plastic and acid dance and rainforests and we would specifically NOT become a society of giant raging dumbass jerks selling fake nutritional supplements to Nazis.
There were RECEIPTS. Money changed HANDS.
I wish to complain to the MANAGEMENT.
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pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
...
aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
~follows welcome; followbacks not guaranteed~
Joined Jun 2017
