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super condescending dragon boss 

@guerrillarain@witches.town someday your boss is going to get stabbed, and everybody who knows her will have a goddamn party. :|

@ElectricKeet I've been wanting to trade in my digestive system for a non-chemical, non-fucked-up power system for well over a decade. the rest of my chassis is ok, I guess... nah, fuck it, scrap the whole thing and give me an off-the-shelf velociraptor model, and I'll make my own mods. :P

@ElectricKeet I think your lower back muscles and my digestive system are in collusion. or at least operating on the same playbook.

"hey, I think I'll get stuff done today!"

digestive system: "or you could have STABBING PAIN instead!"

"okay I'm not getting anything done today after all, ow ow ow"

@emilyaviva@mastodon.social okay! ping me when you're here! yay sushi! :D

@emilyaviva@mastodon.social hmm--I usually feed the cats at 5, but I can feed them a little early, they won't mind. XD whenever is fine, really, just give me a bit of warning so I can feed the cats and *cough* put on clothes. >___>

@emilyaviva@mastodon.social XD okay! what time-ish? *nosetouch*

@shoutcacophony@anticapitalist.party @guerrillarain@witches.town I will look up all of these, thank you for the recommendations! I've needed a "personal trainer" to figure out how to Get Shit Done my entire life; it's a bit late, but if I figure it out now, better late than never, I guess. ;)

@emilyaviva@mastodon.social he is! he is loud and enthusiastic and adorable, eeee! ^_____^

First-World Whining 

@literorrery *empathy and kindness-cuddles offered*

it's so cute watching Nar watching the crows. he gets SO EXCITE, he stares and quivers and has to get up and scoot around like he's trying to get a better view and then crouches down again, and chitters. ehehee!

@emilyaviva@mastodon.social no problem, tomorrow is good for me too! take care of yourself, hon. <3 *hugpet*

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@kara_dreamer@witches.town much, much empathy. I get similar thoughts on a fairly regular basis--if you ever see me growfing about "not being one of the cool kids," that's what I'm on about. for me, it's definitely a depressive distortion. I hope your bad feelings alleviate soon, and I'd still like to meet you (once it stops being ridiculously hot). :]

patreon, nazis 

definitely worth reading @polymerwitch@toot.cat's tweet and reading up on this stuff

i don't think awoo.space's patreon will go anywhere for the time being but this sucks

toot.cat/users/polymerwitch/up

crow "asshole alert" system alerted me in time to glimpse a new coyote--one with a bright white tailtip. welcome to the territory, new yote!

@Ulfra_Wolfe@witches.town @mawr @vahnj erotic dreams don't work very well for me for biological reasons, as I learned after trying to direct lucid dreams into erotic dreams a couple of times--they ended up being *completely* frustrating.

my favorite thing by far is flying. my rehearsed "oh I'm lucid" reaction is to teleport to the top of a tall building and jump off. btw I have some OPINIONS about the building-jumping scene in the Matrix. :P

Street name is Mellow Quiche. Kids try it at parties, next thing they know they're at an anime convention gettin' paid to write fan fiction about Birkenstocks.

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