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pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
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aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
~follows welcome; followbacks not guaranteed~
Joined Jun 2017
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Toxicology says they OD'd on some new narcotic called Jesus Loaf. It's made from grits and Axe body spray.
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Coroner says she was wacked out on some new drug called Regret Boosters. Found her naked in a sandbox screamin' 'I think I finally understand anime figurines!'
@Jssra wheeee... I hope it passes quickly! <3
@Jssra mine are these like huge rabbit antenna ears--my userpic cuts them off halfway up. XD every so often I get the "but I'm a saurian, they didn't have big ol' ears" and then I remember "cartilage doesn't fossilize well, so MAYBE THEY DID." and then I think of Tyrannosaurus with these huge flappy elephant ears, and then I remember the drawing somebody did of a Trex with sparrow plumage that is a GIANT BALL OF FLUFF and I can't stop giggling...
arright feeps time. gnight awoo
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if you don't have eclipse glasses, please do this for safe (and cheap) eclipse viewing:
http://www.planetary.org/blogs/emily-lakdawalla/2017/sharing-an-eclipse-with-kids.html
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A friend of mine (who's not on mastodon, hence my post) is struggling to make ends meet rn and could really use some financial support. I don't know how best to make their case for them so im hoping that y'all read the linked tumblr post and understand? idk how best to do this whoops
boosts are very much appreciated! thank you for taking the time to read this.
http://twee-lil-lass.tumblr.com/post/164350340814/alright-this-should-be-the-last-one-i-have-to-make
"and Pooka sharks the kibble" is the kind of phrase that you half-expect to be a spy codephrase or something
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begging, so sorry…
I don't like to beg… I feel guilty.
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My girlfriend had the phone I gave to her in person as a gift stolen on the metro today. I want to replace it.
I'm in the middle of an unplanned move after taking a trip to see her last month. I'm near broke. I will be for a while until I pay off debt.
It's not going to be anything fancy. A used Nexus 6P.
If you can help, I would appreciate it…
Surplus will go to others in need.
PayPal: elizabeth@interlinked.me
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uspol/Bannon/note of caution
if it becomes hostile, even THAT could be a calculated move in a way -- if the determination was that "too much" racism isn't okay but they may think that the super loud racists decrying the administration will make the administration seem more sympathetic somehow
but I think it's likely that Bannon's just fed up with not getting as much race war as he wanted, TBH
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"actions speak louder than words"
it's one of those things that ignores that speaking IS an action
and plenty of shitbags like to say it to make themselves feel better about being shitbags, because, sure, they're open queerphobes or Gamergaters or whatever, but they send money to the ACLU or Child's Play or something, so ACTIONS matter more, because they can interpret their ACTIONS to feel like a good person
anything but actually look at themselves and trying out "not being a fuckhead"
uspol/Bannon/note of caution
I'm seeing conflicting reports of whether Bannon is really "out" or is being strategically and willingly relocated. the only way to know for sure is if the tenor of the Breitbart media garbage changes. if it becomes hostile to 45, then yes, he was fired. if not, then the mucus trail is still connected, and he's still a powerful influence on 45's administration, even if he isn't physically present in the House itself.
Spouse and I went to see "The Hitman's Bodyguard" and it was hilarious and fun and surprisingly sweet and not offensive and has me swearing a lot.
werewolves
@vahnj @indi I actually dreamed about this. there were two brothers, one was a wolfwere, the other was a wolf who got turned by a vampire and was a vampire-wolf, he could shift into a werewolf-like anthro form but was in wolf form most of the time. they bickered a lot but still loved each other as brothers. it was dark and kind of sweet at the same time. XD
@Jacel ugh, that sounds awesome. :D
politics/discourse
@literorrery @vahnj aaaaaah. got it. yeah, that's... gross. :| I haven't been to rallies/demonstrations because of health reasons which have managed to magically crop up RIGHT BEFORE the things happen, but yeah, I need to get my butt out there more often.
politics/discourse
... what is "sheetcaking"?
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tired: endless despair
wired: frantically calling my senator's office in the gayest voice I can muster
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If you're in the US and have trouble affording food, don't be afraid to try and get SNAP (Food Stamps). Many states even have an Expedited SNAP program that can get you a small amount of food stamps within a day,. All you need an ID and a signed affidavit.
I used to be a welfare clerk with the state of Pennsylvania. Most welfare programs in the US work fairly similarly, so ask any questions you like about the process. I'm going to be AFK for a bit, but I'll answer when I get back.
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pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
...
aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
~follows welcome; followbacks not guaranteed~
Joined Jun 2017
