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@guerrillarain@witches.town okay I was really wondering there. "whyyyyy do you have a goat trying cheese in your fridge"

Kids are callin' it Fuzzy Bar Fight. She set a dumpster on fire behind a dry cleaners and huffed the fumes until she thought it was rainin' spider monkeys.

for having spent most of his life as a semi-feral "barn cat," he's adapted to indoor-only apartment life extremely well. =^_____^=

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Pooka is a remarkably good cuddle cat. he's willing to sit there and purr and be petted and snuggled as long as you're willing to pet him.

This Silicon Valley Startup Wants to Replace Morals and Personal Accountability with a Subscription-Based Service.

There is more sugar in one single can of Coke than in an entire 25 lb bag of salt.

Seattle Trip thoughts: Day -2 

@Oneironott random question: have you ever seen the ocean, like, in person? if you get a chance, you should introduce yourself to Her. ;)

@kel@witches.town yey, winghugs for sleeping are the best. dream protection! ^___^

*goes and pokes Birbhell*
*shudders*
*closes Birbhell*

okay yeah. I'm done. goodnight. tomorrow *will* be better. >___<

Bitcoin is the ultimate experiment in "how can we make a system that is so free of regulation, it appears to be basically a giant front for crime?"

@guerrillarain@witches.town yessss. it's made from angels' tears and failure. it's like Nutra-Sweet, people keep saying "oh you can't tell the difference!" or "this actually tastes better to me!" and they are ~full of lies~.

@guerrillarain@witches.town hmmm... Spouse is also fond of very spicy food, so it's certainly possible that he's damaged his taste buds. I'll have to point this out to him the next time he goes off about how Miracle Whip is superior to mayo. XD

@guerrillarain@witches.town BLEU CHEESE IS THE DEVIL'S TOE JAM. Spouse keeps trying to get me to "try it, maybe your tastes have changed!" and after the third time I'm like "NO. IT'S DISGUSTING."

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The person you are when you're at work is your moneysona.

And yes, I do make the rules. At least, I make my rules. You can make your own rules, if you want. You're allowed.

Do you wanna see 2 art commissions next month?

We only need $9 more to hit our $100 goal! We don't even have an artist lined up yet, so if you want to sign up for a spot for when we hit that goal each month let me know! (We pay $25 USD per commission)

patreon.com/awoospace

and now I'm home, showered, fed, have tea, and am going to play Sims while my sore muscles freeze up. :P

volunteering, wildlife rehab, mild animal injury 

OH AND at one point I toured the empty enclosures with another volunteer--it was neat to be able to see them, we usually have to stay out when they're occupied--and we watched a half-dozen or so rats scuttling around the raccoon silos. very big, healthy rats. we need to rent a small coyote pack...

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volunteering, wildlife rehab, mild animal injury 

barred owls aren't migratory, but there have been several brought in recently; now's when they start getting territorial, and evidently it also makes them a little dumber--or at least less alert to danger than usual. :P

the rabbits, deer, and most of the raccoons and opossums are gone. there's just one batch of squirrels left. a lot of our workload is now cleaning and shutting things down for winter.

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