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the boys are sleeping close enough together on the bed that I was able to pet them both and get actual literal stereo purrs. =^_____^=

looking out my window today is a great time to play "fast fluttering thing: leaf or small bird?"

the juncos are all over the place, twittering and chasing each other, it's pretty awesome to watch

@Azure @jk okay what's actually weird is that I find these pictures *incredibly compelling and beautiful*. o______o

how not to discourage leftists 

@KawaSeadrake @Leucrotta kids who could convince their parents to buy them sheets of blue star stickers were ROCK STARS. you could trade those things for entire candy bars. it was pretty nuts. XD

celebration of chest curves 

@Jacel @Soreth I would HAPPILY give you mine, if that was a thing. ;______;

how not to discourage leftists 

@Leucrotta when I was in grade school there was a "scare," which by reconstruction from my child-memories was probably about blotter acid, but what they told us kids was "if you find or somebody gives you blue star stamps don't lick them, because you'll go crazy, think you can fly, then jump off a roof and die."

this sparked a CRAZE for blue star stickers and stamps. we were licking EVERYTHING.

mh (-) 

@noelle aaauuuuuggggghh!! time to activate emergency self-care measures... *sends many good thoughts and much empathy*

dreambits 

all kinds of dreambits from last night, including:
* having a race of some kind that involved going over cliffs
* a restaurant attached to a hotel, where I applied for work, then forgot about, then when reminded of my first day of work said "nah, never mind, I quit"
* extremely aggressive and adorably genderqueer car towing service took our car, and every other car on the street
* at a party, people were passing pipes but said "oh you don't get any, your tolerance is too high" ;____;

celebration of chest curves 

@Soreth yayboobs for people who want them! XD

The two genders 

@InspectorCaracal@tootplanet.space @cute_weeds "Starbucks" isn't a *real* gender, it's just something you kids made up to get attention. it's only natural, your bacon is determined at birth

okay, laptop is finished updating, here I go into Skyrim, seeya later people /wave

@Jacel enh, I've tried it--actually had a long conversation with Spouse earlier this week about why I still enjoy Skyrim, but bounced right out of TESO, including discussion of various MMOs and RPGs, with lots of compares and contrasts. XD but thank you for letting me know!

ah, it's updating. o_______o I JUST WANT TO PLAY SKYRIM *gnaws angrily on things*

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Congrats to all you nano winners!! Y'all rock!!✨

a;lsdfjawiejqarg why is my laptop being wonky. WHAT THE FUCK. ggrrrrrrrr

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