green except too damn hot @green@awoo.space

@ashkitten@dev.glitch.social I would be like "SERIOUSLY?? I mean, they're still delicious, but... oh hey you know about that giant flower that smells like rotting corpses and only blooms once every decade, right?"

because I am Nerd Like That. ;)

suddenly I'm craving fried chicken. I imagine it's probably possible to make gluten-free, and I could possibly make it at home with what I have on hand... but it'd be... challenging. and I don't want to *make* fried chicken, I want to *eat* fried chicken. :( /hasamildsad

@CeruleanK oh my gosh I've been seeing the "lead to believe" thing more and more often and every time just chips away a little piece of my soul... thank you! (and the "discrete/discreet" is helpful for me to remember as well!)

@kara@occult.camp @Irick "uh... I'm afraid of losing my crystal 'familiar' so I'm charging up a cheap necklace to carry around with me instead... I mostly listen to crows."

yay the sunlight is hitting the prism hung up above the window and the wind from the heater is making it turn and it's sending little rainbow fragments everywhere and NAR IS SO EXCITE and it's so adorable omg

@JulieSqveakaroo that's... impressive, in a "oh god cat why" kind of way. XD

@trwnh @noelle tbh I haven't understood what "irony" really means for decades, THANKS ALANIS

@JulieSqveakaroo IT MAY ALREADY BE TOO LATE

@JulieSqveakaroo considering that one of our previous cats tactically peed on the vacuum cleaner, to the point where we had to keep shut in a closet (and never did get the smell out), I'm grateful that it's just barf! XD

@froregade@mastodon.social yay! kitty victory! :D

@noelle I don't know how to do irony. if I seem to be interested in something, it's because I am; if I seem to care deeply about something, it's because I do. I can do *sarcasm* until the cows come home, but irony eludes me. I guess I'm a nonferrous element. :D

one of the cats--I'm not saying which one but it was Nar--threw up on the vacuum cleaner.

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"that sounds floppy."
"and yet crunchy. floppy *and* crunchy."

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