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@zebratron2084 an ex-of-an-ex who was--well it's not PC to call her "psycho" but no really she was psycho--was named "September," which afaik was her birth name.

all I can tell you about November is, it's a magical month. ;)

mh (-) 

@anthracite @zebratron2084 @JulieSqveakaroo

*sudden terrible thought: putting catnip on/in the Roomba*

@PaulFerence about every ten minutes I start getting a host of 502 Bad Gateway errors, and I have to reload the page. when I do, the curated list I have set up in my first column usually doesn't refresh at all--right now it's telling me "there is nothing in your list," when there was a full flow of toots before I refreshed the screen. this has happened several times today.

@PaulFerence well, that was the third try, but it finally went through! but I had to reload the page to get it...

@PaulFerence yep, I keep getting 502 Bad Gateway errors. and I can't post anything, including this reply to you. >___<

okay... seems better now. *gently pats awoo.space*

I should probably a food.

*pokes tentatively at awoo.space* are... you okay? o___o

mh (-) 

@zebratron2084 EAT THE SLICE OF CAKE.

you're both witty and smart in ways that constantly impress and interest me, your imagination is wonderfully complex *and* deep (from me this is a *huge* compliment trust me), and I just generally enjoy your company a lot. *headbump*

re: father's health 

@mawr @kara@occult.camp .... *sudden urge to plushify my Roomba*

mood 

@zebratron2084 I'm free all next week, let me know what works for you! ;)

mood 

@zebratron2084 *smirks* *douses corpse in Mallort and sets it lightly on fire* have fun, kitty. I still want to hang out next week and figure out a Schadenfreude Flip. ;)

twitter.com/iiTalW/status/9919

> People who can't distinguish between etymology and entomology bug me in ways I cannot put into words.

*wakes screaming, sheets soaked in a cold sweat*

"a... Alexa?"

"I'm here! Can I help you?"

"Could... Could you collect childrens' personal information from birth announcements, phones, tablets, searches and social media for 18 years, building a shadow profile of them without ever actually *using* it until they were of legal age, and then market to them using a perfect predictive copy of their every want and desire?"

"Could I _ever._"

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