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foodcrime 

6 ice cubes
1 banana
1 tbls canned pumpkin
1.5 cups vanilla ice cream
1 cup orange juice
sprinkle salt, cinnamon
=
something that tastes remarkably like a mango lassi. it tastes more like a mango lassi than the time I actually used the ingredients to try to make a mango lassi. I AM CROGGLED. but pleased!

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ok, if I'm going to go to stores I need to get my tail in gear and go now. and I do need to go to stores. so... yay.

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Ellie

uspol, 2020, lol 

The Republican National Convention in 2020 will be held in Charlotte, NC - because they literally couldn't get any other cities to even submit bids. 🙃

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Kistaro Windrider

@Soreth

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Andy P.

wrong on so many levels 

mastodon.social/media/mU_IooED

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vinnyboi

Hey, I’m looking for people who work in IT in Seattle for a paid focus group I’m recruiting for. DM me if you know anyone and are interested!

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Did You Know? (TM)

human body temperature is warm enough to melt kittens! at room temperature kittens are usually a hyperreactive plasma, but if confined to a lap or arm cuddle for more than two minutes, they will quickly liquefy into a puddle. it usually takes some time afterwards for them to regain their energetic properties.

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gator crimes

I love when one of my posts makes the rounds and I get to see like:
Inflatable Fox Pool Toy boosted your status
Linux Kobold boosted your status
Johnny Normcore boosted your status
Xenomorph (horny aspect) boosted your status

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ok slep tiem nao grawrrrghnight <3

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Alexis

california politics, politics in general 

Dear the-rest-of-California,

Our supreme court is looking into an initiative to divide California into three states. Proposition 9, I believe it's called.

I'd like to take this time to remind you all of three things:

1) Currently, California has a larger population and GDP than some *countries.*

2) The current person trying to split California up is a venture capitalist. 🤔

3) The last person to try and split California up moved to Russia. :thaenkin:

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IRIS "morbid doodling" JAY

Quick q, Masto: who are your favorite queer smut artists? Real envelope pushers. I need some names for a work thing

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-> @oneironott@vulpine.club

job search (RTs appreciated) 

Hello!
I am looking for entry level software development or FT/PT office/clerical/data entry positions in the Seattle area!
If anyone has any leads or such, please let me know!

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grah 

WoW patched and is down, Pokemon GO isn't letting me log in, I have to take Razi to the vet at 4 so I can't take a nap, GRRRAAAAHHHH. *grumples*

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Rowlet

*does toots at u*

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Empress of Mars: Undisputed

You know, to be perfectly honest, if you REALLY want to do something to help my mood, there's something very specific I can ask for...

Go to egypt.urnash.com/parallax/ and tell us what you think. Constructive criticism, especially a DETAILED "I don't get what's going on here and here" would be super-welcome. And tell your friends.

We don't expect you all to read it regularly, but man, if anyone finds our work interesting -- or can explain why it's not -- I could sure stand to hear it today.

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:sigil: Cynder, Sanguine Dragoness 🍵

Hey, don't boost untagged politics.
Don't.

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food 

Raziel snuck up on the watermelon very very stealthfully and took a lick... and then jumped backwards nearly off the desk, shaking his head and making "BLEH! BLEH!" faces. that'll teach him. I am laughing so hard right now, and he's running around squeaking indignantly. XD

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food 

omg ripe refrigerated watermelon chunks shove them all in my mouf RIGHT NOW OMNOMNOMNOM *dribble*

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Ellie

Hi.

Please do not shame people for existing under capitalism.

This includes shaming people for not participating in a boycott you're privileged enough to be able to participate in.

Thanks.

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Crom of the Woodsong Clan

amazon day - tech blocking 

dunno if there are other resources out there like this but this definitely can get you started

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