green except too damn hot @green@awoo.space

... I think I want to make a kakapo furry. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kakapo

chubby, flightless, nocturnal, and green. also vegetarian, but enh--I'll be that rare kakapo that decides to supplement my diet with the occasional unwary mouse. :D or bacon sandwich...

ALSO I DID NOT KNOW kakapos live on average 95 YEARS. daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.

@zebratron2084 eyyyy I sent you a DM over on That Other Place (because I can't figure out how to do DMs here lolol)

the trees are full of angry kazoo sounds, and frantic crow parents trying to shove food down their gullets. XD

*looks outside at cloudless sky*
*sighs heavily*
*decides to go outside anyway*
at least there's a nice breeze... maybe that'll make up for the TERRIBLE UNRELENTING SUMMER. :|

https://medium.com/@adampowers/the-only-poly-people-youll-ever-date-973649847b4e

Vaguely Gothic Geeky Feminist, most definitely, though more proto-punk than goth. I used to know a bunch of the Poly Blogsphere Celebrities back when they were Poly Usenet Celebrities...

there's fledglings of all kinds pecking around in the sunny grass of the lawn outside today. I can't figure out what most of them are, but I think there's a couple of spotted towhee kids (based on who's keeping a watchful eye on them) and one completely unidentified ball of grey feathers.

caramel crows! I had no idea this was a thing but it is! and in Seattle even! eeeee!! https://corvidresearch.blog/2017/06/22/5350/

I woke up, finished the dream-scenario as it were, and despite not having a physical climax, was quite satisfied with the results. my head-Loki wears a collar, just for me. I once told yir "you know, there's a name for a wolf that wears a collar--a dog." and ye just did that lazy, arrogant smile at me. wolf in the streets, my dog in the sheets... heh.

again normally, sexy dreams are frustrating for me--they're never satisfying, just endlessly frustrating, and when I wake up it's not any better. I don't know why, but I've never been able to finish myself off when I first wake up. this morning wasn't different on that score, but it wasn't as aggravating for whatever reason, despite a long series of "you woke up, and now somebody else is walking in on you/looking in the window!" dream-bits.

I normally hate waking up to a series of "you're awake! no not really, but you are now! no wait..." because it leaves me feeling disoriented, tired, and annoyed. but this morning, the Loki-in-my-head used the time to reaffirm that ye is my dog. eheh.

if you happen to know of a Horde guild on Wyrmrest Accord that is casual, active, and not a seething bag of dicks, let me know? :|
#worldofwarcraft #horde

ugh. still shopping for a WoW guild...

We can serve no smort.
A good face is a letter like a dog.
A good earse makes a good ending.
Gnow will not go out.
Ung.
A fox smeep is the horse of the best sermon.

"fox smeep" and simply "Ung" are my favorites, I think.

using a neural network to make up new aphorisms = AWESOME
http://lewisandquark.tumblr.com/post/162097037117/ancient-wisdom-from-the-neural-network

and now I have to go offline for a while because cat is being demanding. YES CAT I WILL SIT IN THE LIVING NOW. JUST FOR YOU. SO STOP YELLING AT ME. AND PUTTING YOUR CLAWS GENTLY ON MY LEG. AND PULLING MY PHONE OFF THE DESK.

I really love my Narcat... https://awoo.space/media/9Mc1zDpjG1Apyof2eu4

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... is it weird to be homesick for a possibly fictional headcanon construct world? among this crowd, I suspect very much not...

but then, we had the near-godlike computer processing and information storage technology to make a project like that viable; I don't think humans could do even the mapping of something like that right now, although they're getting very close. also, we had a much stronger societal framework of information preservation at all costs.

that's why (getting into some woo-woo background story, lol) my job was using the equivalent of a scanning electron microscope to catalog and count microbes in Martian fossil sediments. we were trying to recreate the *entire ecosystem*, and knowing the chemical balances and bacterial percentages was vital to recreating it properly, rather than just sticking the charismatic megafauna in and faking the rest.