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location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
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aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
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Joined Jun 2017
aaaand boom, the power went off. dunno if it's our apartment fuse/circuits or local outage...
went to cat store to pick up cat food and (it's a vet/store) somebody was bringing in a kitten in this HUGE carrier, and the kitten was sitting right at the door, looking through the wire at me, and it was like I was being hit in the forebrain with a fuzzy kitten mallet. TINY FLUFFY KITTEN SO CUTE WANT TO PET DO NOT PET IT'S TILTING ITS HEAD AT ME OMGOMGOMGOGM *synapses fuse*
okay! did the Eclipse Stuff, now:
* food
* dry laundry
* clean catboxes
* go to store
* ummm
* do some laptop setup maybe
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Remember, don't look directly at the eclipse. If you do, the eclipse will think it's a threat/dominance gesture and will attack you.
okay, I'm all prepared. *shiver* it sounds like every helicopter and small plane in the county is circling overhead...
here we go...
why am i so excited about this. I really am not sure. but I am! wheeee
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lobal GWARming
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American companies lose $1.7 billion a day in lost productivity from Facebook.
A good start!
Do your part to help by using Mastodon at work to browse shitposts like this one.
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Street name is Voodoo Pantalones. Kids try it at parties, next thing they know they're at a gunshow gettin' paid to sniff crossing guards.
I was having a really fun dream, too. not enough to write about, just... a fun stub of a dream. I want more of that, dammit.
*sigh* okay, gonna go try the sleep again. wish me luck...
yes, in case you're wondering, I tried to go to sleep and failed. insomnia yay! :|
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It's called Jesus Jugs. Kids try it at parties, next thing they know they're in the woods gettin' paid to make gift baskets with senators.
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Eclipses are momentous occasions, in several schools of belief across the world. Typically, they are seen as harbingers of change.
it's a sublime liminal state, both of darkness and of daylight.
the world that the sun touches on the other side need not be the same world of before. Even if in the smallest of ways.
Tomorrow, may the motion of those tides carry out what does not serve you, what brings you hardship and hurt,
and may they bring the joy and wonder you deserve to your shores.
<3
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Reclaiming slurs
you can reclaim slurs against you!
use it as a weapon to wrest power from the systemically complicit masses and bludgeon them with your existence!
(just be careful to not harm yr friends who have been abused by the term and would rather take distance from them)
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URGENT, nazis, richard spencer, propaganda
just a quick reminder bc i'm not very articulate but this is urgent
be VERY reluctant to share a nazi's words or any interviews or anything like that.
NEVER share words or interviews or anything with richard spencer or other SKILLED PROPAGANDISTS like him. DON'T underestimate the poison you're spreading when you let him speak.
here's a twitter thread to help explain it. TAKE this seriously
https://twitter.com/kristinrawls/status/898222330937323521
boost this pls. dont do their work
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Painting of food: "This still life is so beautiful"
Photograph of food: "ugh, millennials even ruin /eating/"
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Schadenfreud: deriving joy from the damage done by your mother
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https://twitter.com/imgur/status/898891550138159104
Cerberus as a puppy, guarding the gates to heck. https://imgur.com/gallery/jFksJ https://mastodon.social/media/B-V9nnbjGX8u6ow11oA
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pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
...
aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
~follows welcome; followbacks not guaranteed~
Joined Jun 2017
