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pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
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aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
~follows welcome; followbacks not guaranteed~
Joined Jun 2017
yes, @icetsvu still cracks me up regularly. XD
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It's called Toilet Walrus, It's made from flax seeds and Ambien. Found this chick on all fours wearin' a pink zentai suit buildin' a diorama of a Hooters.
food
brownies are in the oven, if the bit of batter I snacked on is any indication they should be LOVELY.
incidentally using a baseball bat as a rolling pin to crush candy canes in the kitchen is kind of a metaphor for my life, I think, somehow. or at least I really want it to be. XD
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You've heard of COUNTERFEIT PRONOUNS...
Now you can reject the hegemony of fiat gender!
Switch to PRONOUNCOIN, with revolutionary BINARY GENDERCHAIN TECHNOLOGY that will SAVE THE WORLD!
food
currently debating making brownies.
pros: brownies
cons: do not know if want brownies
also means actually making brownies
do not know if want to make brownies
pros: crushed candy cane bits in brownies
...... sold
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ATX mastodontia, please please please don't drive tomorrow.
Ice on unsalted, unsanded roads with all-season tires is no joke. The only other people out on the road are going to be the ones who don't know that.
They're going to be more dangerous than the ice.
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Once more for the evening folks.
Off Leash, A book about a guy being turned into a mountain lion, then dashing between the legs of wizards, witches and werewolves screaming NOPE NOPE NOPE!
Is on sale for 99 cents today.
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I love you, sweetie
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I admit, when I first got the 3d printer running, I downloaded a few things to make. Who doesn't? A car, some indefinite articles. But once I realized I could craft my own artisanal small-batch pronouns, well. I was free of Big Gender. They aren't 'counterfeits' - they're *art*.
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Just was reminded of the existence of T. Kingfisher's "Sun, Moon, Dust", which is a happy-making short story for me.
https://uncannymagazine.com/article/sun-moon-dust/
(It has kindness, which is one of many things I like about Goblin Emperor. And it also plays with an annoying fantasy trope in a way that I appreciate. Also, potatoes.)
I get my pronouns from the pronoun flea market
yeah sometimes you get knockoff pirated pronouns with weird translations that bug out after a week
but you can also find amazing vintage pronouns with minor scuff damage for a dollar
and fun stuff, like a big bundle of neon-rainbow-colored pronouns that you can give to friends at parties
btw, DreamWidth is *not* currently invite-only! nothing stopping anybody from signing up for a free account!
pronoun soup
pronoun spaghetti
pronoun lasagna
pronoun donuts
pronoun ice cream
So now I'm contemplating opening a second DreamWidth account, all because of that article about how stress is the current tool of capitalist oppression. Well, that, and I want someplace to post longer writings than Mastodon, and WordPress, while nice, requires more tech-savvy than I comfortably have. Time to delve back into DW and see if I *can* open a second account; it's invite-only, so I really don't know. Let's find out!
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Got some good things on sale, stranger *opens trenchcoat full of counterfeit pronouns* What're ya buying?
anyway, I'ma go take a nap. seeya later mastodauntations. <3
I think there may have been a Catastrophic Squirrel Failure on the porch just now.
Nar curled up and purring in my lap is the best sleeping medication ever. I am ready for all the naps now
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Nar isn't very good at lapcatting, but he Tries Real Hard (at least until he gets distracted by birds outside)
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pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
...
aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
~follows welcome; followbacks not guaranteed~
Joined Jun 2017
