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foodcrime 

6 ice cubes
1 banana
1 tbls canned pumpkin
1.5 cups vanilla ice cream
1 cup orange juice
sprinkle salt, cinnamon
=
something that tastes remarkably like a mango lassi. it tastes more like a mango lassi than the time I actually used the ingredients to try to make a mango lassi. I AM CROGGLED. but pleased!

ok, if I'm going to go to stores I need to get my tail in gear and go now. and I do need to go to stores. so... yay.

uspol, 2020, lol 

The Republican National Convention in 2020 will be held in Charlotte, NC - because they literally couldn't get any other cities to even submit bids. 🙃

Hey, I’m looking for people who work in IT in Seattle for a paid focus group I’m recruiting for. DM me if you know anyone and are interested!

Did You Know? (TM)

human body temperature is warm enough to melt kittens! at room temperature kittens are usually a hyperreactive plasma, but if confined to a lap or arm cuddle for more than two minutes, they will quickly liquefy into a puddle. it usually takes some time afterwards for them to regain their energetic properties.

I love when one of my posts makes the rounds and I get to see like:
Inflatable Fox Pool Toy boosted your status
Linux Kobold boosted your status
Johnny Normcore boosted your status
Xenomorph (horny aspect) boosted your status

california politics, politics in general 

Dear the-rest-of-California,

Our supreme court is looking into an initiative to divide California into three states. Proposition 9, I believe it's called.

I'd like to take this time to remind you all of three things:

1) Currently, California has a larger population and GDP than some *countries.*

2) The current person trying to split California up is a venture capitalist. 🤔

3) The last person to try and split California up moved to Russia. :thaenkin:

Quick q, Masto: who are your favorite queer smut artists? Real envelope pushers. I need some names for a work thing

job search (RTs appreciated) 

Hello!
I am looking for entry level software development or FT/PT office/clerical/data entry positions in the Seattle area!
If anyone has any leads or such, please let me know!

grah 

WoW patched and is down, Pokemon GO isn't letting me log in, I have to take Razi to the vet at 4 so I can't take a nap, GRRRAAAAHHHH. *grumples*

You know, to be perfectly honest, if you REALLY want to do something to help my mood, there's something very specific I can ask for...

Go to egypt.urnash.com/parallax/ and tell us what you think. Constructive criticism, especially a DETAILED "I don't get what's going on here and here" would be super-welcome. And tell your friends.

We don't expect you all to read it regularly, but man, if anyone finds our work interesting -- or can explain why it's not -- I could sure stand to hear it today.

food 

Raziel snuck up on the watermelon very very stealthfully and took a lick... and then jumped backwards nearly off the desk, shaking his head and making "BLEH! BLEH!" faces. that'll teach him. I am laughing so hard right now, and he's running around squeaking indignantly. XD

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food 

omg ripe refrigerated watermelon chunks shove them all in my mouf RIGHT NOW OMNOMNOMNOM *dribble*

Hi.

Please do not shame people for existing under capitalism.

This includes shaming people for not participating in a boycott you're privileged enough to be able to participate in.

Thanks.

amazon day - tech blocking 

dunno if there are other resources out there like this but this definitely can get you started

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