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Whisper "you're cute" to your partner when they're talking about something they love

kinda gross 

I tell ya, after a couple of rounds at the wildlife center, cleaning catboxes and hairballs ain't nuthin' compared to cleaning up after seagulls and peregrines.

okay I need to figure out how to make this Mastodon app on my phone stop alerting me every time I'm mentioned or @ed here or whatever. :|

OH AND
* downloaded phone interface for Mastodon
* um ??? DID I MENTION CAFFEINE

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happy:
* I am full of warm sweet chai
* I found out what kind of chai it is and will be able to attempt to get some to make at home
* saw an osprey! very close!! eeeee casual eagle sighting <3
* played Cooper's hawk calls at fledgling, it whistled back at me, eeeee
* nice cool day
* just generally in a good mood ^___^
* and also pretty caffeinated so that might have something to do with it @_________@

yes hi Nar, I love you, no it's not time to feed you yet, yes HELLO, please don't pull my phone off the desk with your tail *thunk* *sigh*

and now I am venturing AFA (Away From Awoo), and I don't have a phone client (btw, anybody have one they recommend?) so I'll be out of touch until I return. be excellent to each other! ^___^

I have to admit I am very tempted to go to the Lyon's Den and get some sweet chai. :] anybody want to meet me there?

wasp 

a wasp just entered the room, I pointed at it and said "fuck off" and it flew right back out
what a considerate wasp

You can awoo if you want to. You can leave birdsite behind. Cause your friends all awoo and when we all awoo, well, you're all friends of mine.

Medical examiner says they OD'd on some new narcotic called Hippie Heaven. It's made from flan and bees.

going on twitter feels like checking an alt on a really shitty huge masto instance now

the juvenile Cooper's hawks are whistling away out there. XD

it's raining
it's raining
eeeeeee
(unfortunately I feel like I have a minor head cold but)
it's raining
*happydancing*

Turns out that joint was laced with spray tanner and eggplant. It's called Party Dragon.

how do holy warriors go boating? 

in a pala-dinghy

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