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pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
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aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
~follows welcome; followbacks not guaranteed~
Joined Jun 2017
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awoo.space likes/dislikes
awoo.space likes:
- people
- animals
- fake brands
- memes
- awoo
- positive pooptoots
awoo.space dislikes:
- real corporate brands
- harassment
- deconstructive criticism
- fining $350 for awooing
- i'm out of ideas
- oh no
- i just wanted to complain about brands really
- now i'm stuck talking like this
- help i can't escape this list format
I'm hearing what sounds remarkably like a ship's horn outside. o____o uh. if there's a cruise ship on the lake down the hill... I don't even know?? or maybe it's a really big bird????
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what's up youtube, today we're gonna be unboxing the Ark of the Covenant, this shOH GOD
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found 2 #female #kittens right next to the motorway that i walk past. hiding in an area which has a tiny bit of trees.
nobody helped, but i did. took them home, gave some food & even took to the vets to check if they are chipped, theyre not. theyve been dumped
looking to get them rehoused. i cant keep them. i travel & would be unfair to them.
theyre both friendly & would love if someone could adopt them. ive contacted services regarding them.
i live in #leeds
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Crud ButtMeat
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truth coming out of her well to kinkshame mankind
I never really liked Aerosmith but then they stole my glasses at Disneyworld and now it's personal
today in wildlife rehab volunteering
* gave a great blue heron a watering pool & half-filled it with water (would have filled it completely but I think the pool had a hole in it. also herons are freaky-looking birds. and VERY LARGE.)
* fed baby squirrels
* DID NOT PEEK at a rhinoceros auklet (despite being very very tempted)
* decorated a large enclosure for a large iguana (he's evidently domesticated, they haven't found his owner or an adopter but he may become a zoo ambassador?)
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I wanna make a joke about the newest Juicebro antics but I'm afraid it's been pretty much squeezed dry https://gizmodo.com/juicero-founder-hops-on-silicon-valleys-hot-starvation-1818583147
lost dog
he's a pretty little thing, seems a Pomeranian/terrier mix, gold and white, with perky ears and a curly tail. looks rather like a miniature golden husky.
the office people will take care of him until they can track down the owner or animal control picks him up, and in case of the latter I know he'll go to PAWS, which is a no-kill shelter, so I know he'll be well taken care of regardless. I hope he goes home, or finds a new, better one soon.
lost dog
well ok then. I just "rescued" a small dog that was wandering around the apartment complex. dunno where he lives; he doesn't seem to belong to anyone in the complex, but he's got a harness and collar, is in good health, is quite well-behaved, and wasn't particularly hungry or thirsty, so I suspect he escaped very recently. I can't keep him in my apartment, he immediately went after the cats and they both puffed up 5x regular size, so he's down at the rental office for the duration.
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Depression /anxiety care tip
Hi Seattle friends (and elsewhere!)
The rain is lovely but this means we get less sun. Make sure you find other ways to get vitamin D, they help me a lot compared to when I don't have it!
If you also suffer from SAD consider getting a treatment lamp. There are some reasonably priced ones on Amazon all the time. I went big and have had mine for almost 10 years so if you can save up for a real good one it will probably pay off for ya!
okay probably not going to catch up here so. /salute seeya after volunteering time
I am so damn tired. I refuse to nap; I'm staying awake so I'll actually sleep tonight hopefully, which will allow me to get up HECKIN EARLY tomorrow for volunteering, which ugh but yay but ugh
meanwhile I am just really really sleepy
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boobs, my commissions, rad artists that could do with your support
I don't know if I've posted this one here but it's hella rad - commissioned it when my feelings of dysphoria were hitting pretty hard
anyway, the artist (@lizardsmooches@twitter) had a hell of a shitty day yesterday and is taking ko-fi sketch requests (SFW or NSFW) if you want to help out! https://twitter.com/Lizardsmooches/status/909919377444745216
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Chrome's private browsing is broken
This defeats the purpose of Incognito. If any website is able to tell you're browsing in private mode, then the browser is leaking data that shows it's not private
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Shit what Adept Says
"If you look in the dictionary, under IRONIC TRAGEDY, you'll see 'too high to make mango smoothies.'"
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Network scientists have discovered how social networks can create the illusion that something is common when it is actually rare https://www.technologyreview.com/s/538866/the-social-network-illusion-that-tricks-your-mind/
Spouse and I went to the store, and were wondering whether the cats would be a. frantic/anxious/panicked when we got back because OMG HUMANS GONE AGAIN or b. asleep on the bed.
they took option b. I know, big surprise. XD
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pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
...
aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
~follows welcome; followbacks not guaranteed~
Joined Jun 2017
