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@OchotonidKnight "ARE YOU GOING TO TRY TO TAKE PEACH BACK?"

"That's my brother's thing, Bowsy, I just need a hand."

"ALL RIGHT, WE COOL, HERE'S HOW YOU HANDLE DRY BONES"

I kinda want Luigi's Castle to be a thing now.

Luigi somehow gains proprietary rights to an abandoned castle through some excuse plot mishap. Of course, the castle is cursed, too--beset upon by all kinds of varieties of merciless monsters; the Poltergust alone is not enough to secure the castle.

Luigi has no choice but to turn to a relative expert in castle defense, and beseeches Bowser for tools and tips. With his help, Luigi secures the castle, finds the source of the curse, and destroys it.

"Can you make me a potion to change who I am?"
"No," said the witch. "There are no such potions."
"Oh. I hoped-"
"But I can make a potion to change your body to who you are."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

@orrery @KawaSeadrake Thiiiiiiis. Seriously, I’ve used it both during and after college. Still a go to for me.

weed, subculture 

If I ever see "kelp" listed on one of those DEA lists of slang terms for drugs I'm gonna lose my shit.

something, alco adjacent, shitpost 

is designated gender the gender who drives you home when the rest of your genders got all fucked up

happy international cat day to all my fellow cat friends, mew!! :3 *puts on smol party hat*

we all deserve extra pets today i think.

@Mezzo@blimps.xyz Yea, the whole thing was rather poorly handled, QC was all over the place, etc. Finally got it, glad I got it, but I likely won’t be supporting them in the future.

To top things off, I just finished up Mechacon, picking up some sweet scores, a killer costume, new flowtoys, and a fire under my ass that seriously can't be stopped~

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And to top it all off, this community seriously rocks my socks off and produces some of the most amazing original content out there. Mad props to all the creators out there, and to the folks supporting them with ideas, business, and care~

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Let's run this right with a fresh introduction.

I'm Ark! Poly/pan as fuck. Complete nerd to the highest degree, furry trash, & a total goofball. I do IT, tons of games, and kinetic arts. I'm just here to love, learn, help, and have fun. Spread the joy, y'all~

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So, yea, I definitely need to be coming here more. I miss you folks~

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