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It’s 60 degrees here, roll the windows down and blast The Ramones! (Or Shonen Knife, or The Dickies, or Bikini Kill, whichever.)

re: Hot take 

@ElectricKeet Hehe. I was just shitposting. I don't get to make brownies at work. More's the pity. I should add that to my job goals.

"Workplace where I can bake while clocked-in"

@Earthshine Like I said, robocallers don't actually listen to voicemail prompts. the just wait for the beep and follow their script.

@Leucrotta It's a specially printed shirt designed to give the illusion of having a bigger bust than you actually do. imgur.com/gallery/fT0Zm

Hot take 

Pulling brownies out of the oven without heat-shields on your hands.

@Leucrotta I mean, who else would be more likely, and have access to lich, enabling components?

@Leucrotta I'd be fighting the corrupt priest that was using the church for his own selfish ends and abusing the power that comes with his position. He could be a lich, but that's not guaranteed.

TIL that accidentally touching my micro security token sends a string of cryptographic gibberish that can be interpreted as robot anxiety keyboard flailing.

I’m wearing my boob illusion shirt as an undershirt today and I’m feeling subversive AF. Like a stealth bomber flying NoE under search radar right on the deck.

This feels like so much fun it should be against the rules. But it’s not. Cause it’s just a shirt, being hidden under another shirt. No one else knows it’s here on my body except me. And now all of you

re: mh- 

@Leucrotta You do draw well! And I'd lose a friend.

@mawr You don't have to. Music is wired into the brain's deep structures and only lightly touches tendrils into a few points of consciousness. Musical tastes and love is so personal i can't fault anyone for loving what they love. Even people who listen to country. I was just teasing you a little.

@mawr That's going to make ZEDD, Snarky Puppy, Pendulm, Caravan Palace, and a few more I can't remember a little sad.

@starkatt I remember finding the source book! I thought at the time it was No Doubt levels of tragically beautiful.

IT'S BEEN 

awhile...
since I could see this meme scroll by

And it's been awhile...
since I saw "i'm gay"

And it's been awhile...
since I could stand on my own two feet again

'cause it's been a while...
since the start of taursday...

And everything I can't remember
As fucked up as it all may seem
The consequences that I've rendered
have mostly taken form of memes

:blobgrin:

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