🔶 KLCY AXIOM Prime @kelseyhusky@awoo.space

@Taris Hey, friendo, convincing yourself to not do something you wanna do sounds like a good way to bum yourself out with bad vibes, friend.

@Alistor HELL YEAH. I'VE GOT THE PARTICLE CANNONS IF YOU'VE GOT MENU.

@anthracite I can understand that concept, and I love it.

Nice picture!

@Alistor AXIOS IS STANDING BY FOR EXTRACTION OR WORKPLACE OBLITERATION. I'M HONESTLY DOWN FOR BOTH, TBQH.

@kobi_lacroix@snouts.online My pleasure!

@kobi_lacroix@snouts.online The problem is Criminal isn't an element, it is a synthetic polymer chain made up of Lithium and Einsteinium. Its structure looks like this Li-Es-Li-Es. When placed under even the slightest scrutiny or lowest magnification, it de-polymerizes into a chaotic mess that is actually easier to clean up once it has been separated into its components.

By dragging anyone who doesn't vote for him off in unmarked rental minivans and anonymous, militarized, federal officers wearing no identification; By detaining dissenters without charge in deadly conditions, guarded by fascist bullies who will use intimidation, fear, and violence against vulnerable populations with no fear of accountability or justice; By destroying evidence and paper trails; By suppressing votes; By controlling the news cycle (by being as outrageous as possible, he forces the news to cover him and his latest bullshit, not the /effects/ and injustices his latest bullshit causes, validates, and encourages;

By being himself: an arrogant, bigoted, comb-overed, degrading, embarrassing, fallacious, graceless, hollow, immature, jack-booted, lecherous, mass-murdering, nepotistic, oppressive, pestilent, quarrelsome, racist, sexist, tyrannical, unethical, vain, wrong, xenophobic, yucky, zealot of a vegetable coated in fake cheeto dust, fake tan, and fake hair.

Someone should go check where Steve Jobs is buried, because I think the Reality Distortion Field was illegally exhumed, and used to power this soulless troglodyte. Nothing else would be powerful enough.

I feel bad for his Secret Service detail.

@InTheLandOfTheRisingSun Gonna say yes. (source: I am a table)

@junebug@snouts.online Never made Eagle. I hit Star and turned 18 and wasn't even allowed to go for Life. My dad was the scout master. But he gave us a fitness program, and we did camping, pinewood derby, and that's about it. And pushups. Many many pushups. they were handed out as a form a demerit, basically. Good times.

@PK How many other films had both of those and used them both accurately?

Letting my friend who borrowed my first bass that I might need him back as a protest instrument.

@zx3 "Hey everyone! Welcome to the neighborhood! Me and Z and happy you finally decided to get on our level"

@monorail It now takes 2.8 stones to kill one bird.

@SuperCee@plush.city Not as many, and not as loudly, and not for the same length of time.

Gamers /have/ the capacity to get violently angry about _anything_. Sustaining that is much more variable.

AXIOS, STOP TRYING TO TURN EVERY RESPONSE INTO FLIRTING. YOU'RE NOT GOOD AT IT AND YOU ALREADY HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND A PLUSH. NO MORE BEING GREEDY.