Kim‽ @kimpegasus@awoo.space

Bristol’s widespread 20mph zones reduced fatal road accidents by 63%. https://injuryprevention.bmj.com/content/early/2019/07/25/injuryprev-2019-043305.full

My lactose intolerance has been giving me hell lately so I’m now actively trying to avoid anything that contains even a mild a bit of milk and oof, I never realised how much that actually limits my options.

Randomly encountered a nice bit of bat in Bristol yesterday.

@stuart_otterson That’s basically being a technocrat—believing that the best politicians and political positions are those most objectively suited for it.

@may It you!

All sleep, all the time! This is WREM All Sleep Radio.

@Webster@snouts.online That’s because no one is... though Jack Harkness might give him a run for his money.

@ripp_ Except the ones that are, like MK ULTRA.

One of these is a bat box, an artificial roost for bats.

The other is the Bat Box, a mid-range gaming computer specced by @megaRammy@twitter.com and built by @noantlers@twitter.com with a case donated by @BlacklightSnep@twitter.com.

Be careful to not get these two things confused.

@may Rar! *smoochsmooch* 💞️

@may Rar ❤️

Just for how additionally disgusting Tory immigration policy is: Immigration officials are trying to get Chagossians to “go home” to an island that the British government kicked them out from in the first place. :|

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/jul/28/windrush-scandal-continues-in-crawley-as-chagos-islanders-told-go-back

Goodnight, lone survivor.

Me: *notices my AirPods listed as having depleted batteries on my battery manager*

Me: *notices my AirPods aren't anywhere I normally keep them*

Me: *finds my AirPods in the washing machine*

Me: Arse.

The visible texture of ink on a page must be one of my favourite things ever tbh.

@BlackRosettes@snouts.online It's only a shame that it wasn't his brother Jo Johnson who ended up prime minister.

@BlackRosettes@snouts.online You're welcome ;D

Someone should make an anime about the prime minister’s unexpected rise to power and name it BoJo’s Bizarre Adventure.