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Running late because I rewatched/relistened to half the movie all over again whoops.

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It feels like ages since I gushed about Steven Universe on main so hi, it's an hour before the premiere of the movie, and re-watching some stuff in the run up...

This show never fails to make me feel overwhelming amounts of emotion, more than perhaps any television programme I've ever watched. I can't make some generalised "it changed my life"-like statement, but by gosh it might be the only piece of media that so readily brings me to sweet, joyful tears.

This week is one of great highs and lows as the Steven Universe Movie comes out on Monday, and OK KO comes to a somewhat premature end on Friday.

Such is the duality of cartoons.

relationships, the straights are at it again 

Had a real wtf moment last weekend where my friend admitted he'd kinda fallen into a relationship with a close friend of his, but she was scared of commitment due to a past relationship going awry, so was antsy about considering themselves a couple.

So my friend's proposal was to give her an ultimatum to either date him or he'd cut her off entirely. :|

*And my parent's agreed that this was a totally reasonable course of action.* :|||||

Colour makes us hungry.
Hungry makes us human.
Everyone can see it.
Everything's connected.

If autoplaying music when someone landed on your website was still a hot new thing everyone was doing this would totally be my jam on there right now.

youtube.com/watch?v=bu676eWCcT

And really, given they seem entirely aware at this point that the aftermath of a no deal Brexit will likely injure, kill and result in a generation’s worth of poor quality of life, it’s not far from the dictionary definition to consider no deal supporters political terrorists.

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I was musing a couple of days ago that people who take religious and political texts to their most radical extrapolations are usually called extremists or terrorists.

No deal is the most radical extrapolation of the referendum result. No deal Brexiteers are extremists.

We need to leave the EU because Parliament should be sovereign also we need to shut down Parliament because they don’t want to leave the EU.

I am here for bat-themed cakes. I hope the wings stay on!

“politicians don’t get to choose which public votes they respect” IT WAS AN ADVISORY REFERENDUM. BEING ABLE TO IGNORE IT WAS PART OF THE POINT.

theguardian.com/politics/2019/

I’ve not been to this Spar in like 15 years. (at @SPARintheUK@twitter.com in Burnley, Lancashire) swarmapp.com/c/33RGCDzdcS8

Great timing that my shuffled Spotify playlist was playing some Elbow just as my train pulled into Manchester.

Also hi I'm in Manchester.

*Booking tickets to a show* Oh they require ID to get in, guess I have to book under my dead name.

*Booking a room at a hotel* Oh they require _current_ ID. Well, the only thing I have is expired, so I guess I’m chancing it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Angry at how many things in the UK require ID when there is no legal requirement to possess ID again.

Is there any UK chain bakery that still sells pies? I got a random craving for a steak pie. 🤔️

It’s rather jarring how many times over the last few weeks I’ve just been spaced out at a pedestrian crossing and suddenly have @hat_films@twitter.com’ faces speed past me.

I’ve now worked out which one would be the one to listen to Ben Folds. (It’s Grey.)

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Wait, what is that?

YES YOU HEARD RIGHT!

TOOT! FOR MEN!

Did you always want to use Toot!, but did it just not look MANLY ENOUGH?

You can now buy Toot! for Men as an in-app purchase! You're a man, you can afford it!

You will get the all-new and entirely testosterone-fuelled TACTICOOL THEME:

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