Zenith, 🌿🌊🐉 @leafnoodle@awoo.space
An ace leafy seadragon tooting about.
Retoots lots of dumb stuff.
Interactions welcome.
Pronouns: they/he.
🔞💦🐉: @lewdnoodle
Joined Jun 2017
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*is thinking about poké beans*
vaguely nsfw
It's so encouraging to see that Gary Who Has Too Many Fetishes, after his last job as Pokémon character designer, is thriving at his new career as background artist for R&M.
Keep on making thirsty fucklizards, Gary. It's what you do best.
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lms if you're mad about capitalism, wish things were less shitty, and/or appreciate the sun for all she does
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Dragons = good. That's not even my opinion, it's a *fact.*
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So this is a thing that exists. Note that the link below the fold is NSFL and should be opened in an incognito tab.
New spooky icon from @Mous !
Scare your party with a sudden encounter against a leafy dracolich! Screaming guaranteed! https://awoo.space/media/w-tqETwEAVQNRKLCdHQ
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https://icosahedron.website/media/NjWCyqWOiXd6DeZ0FrU god i hate it when that happens
If your morning has been rough, here are some chickens excited that you have food to give them.
https://awoo.space/media/CN4TJOqd0EPVUuLelG0
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Someone who was asking about favorite colors once told me that they observed that people who like purple *really really* like purple. I am not ashamed to reflect this stereotype.
funeral recap
results tally
- all the catholic parts of the routine were super tedious
- everything else was good and I'm glad I went
- got to meet a lot of cool people that all loved him dearly
- I think I managed to mend a few strains with others along the way
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Lab says she was wacked out on some new drug called Garbage Fingers. Found her naked at Penn Station yellin' 'I think I finally understand furries!'
funeral
woke up early, wrapped my human self into a suit, and drove out to the middle of nowhere.
now to go learn what a catholic funeral is like!
it's gonna be a long day.
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*puts up a sign that says "50% off all beeps, today only!" it's not clear why, since it never charges for beeps anyway.*
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they don't say "I love you" in slime
they say *burble* and I think that's beautiful
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O(3n + 16 log n / 2n^2) means the code just does what the heck it wants
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revised list of sexy D&D monsters
sexy beholder
sexy lich
sexy basilisk
sexy slaad
sexy illithid
sexy umbral hulk
sexy ankheg
sexy dragon
sexy kobold
sexy giant
sexy carrion crawler
sexy gelatenous cube
sexy displacer beast
sexy celestial badger
sexy blink dog
sexy kenku
sexy bulette
sexy owlbear
sexy tarrasque
sexy bugbear
sexy yuan-ti
sexy leucrotta
please let me know if you'd like to update this canonical list of halloween costumes
WAIT WHAT THERE'S LEAFIES IN FIRE EMBLEM?!?
WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THIS
oh ugh it's one of the awful immortal-lolibait characters
but
look at this beautiful seadragon
https://awoo.space/media/DQg8QIeo3x4qhX78mjk
https://awoo.space/media/R33JqtClbibwBafRf18
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Hello please let me introduce this year's set of sexy costumes for Halloween
D&D monsters!
- sexy beholder
- sexy lich
- sexy basilisk
- sexy slaad
- sexy illithid
- sexy umbral hulk
- sexy ankheg
- sexy dragon
- sexy kobold
- sexy giant
- sexy carrion crawler
The hardware store greeted me with a giant dragon today.
https://awoo.space/media/GTirNRXcQKmEJD48Ef0
An ace leafy seadragon tooting about.
Retoots lots of dumb stuff.
Interactions welcome.
Pronouns: they/he.
🔞💦🐉: @lewdnoodle
Joined Jun 2017
