Zenith, 🌿🌊🐉 @leafnoodle@awoo.space
An ace leafy seadragon tooting about.
Retoots lots of dumb stuff.
Interactions welcome.
Pronouns: they/he.
🔞💦🐉: @lewdnoodle
Joined Jun 2017
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Today’s Bird: a Great Egret, I’m pretty sure! Just chilling on the balcony railing, plumes billowing in the wind.
work
to the surprise of no one, it’s getting realllly hard to not get sassy at the dumb bullshit going on when it’s my last week here.
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cap'n we're givin it all the genders we've got
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The Bloop: Ellu Talks About Ocean Life (bizarre-looking animal)
so today i learned about this thing
this thing is called Hallucigenia sparsa
it is a pre-cambrian worm (called a xenusiid, relatives to tardigrades)
and JUST LOOK AT IT
IT'S LIKE THE PINGU OF ELDRITCH TERRORS
like i genuinely expect it to just go 'noot noot' or something. whossa good monstrosity yes its youuuu~
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vero
it:
-looks like ass, from a design standpoint
-why are they advertising zack snyder as a dude that i should be impressed by being on there
-founded by a bunch of men who are all billionaires
-has no explicit no-nazi policies
people over on birdsite are either shitting themselves over it or saying "don't wanna do vero because mastodon never took off" and i'm like... okay, buddy. i'll just be over here, on mastodon. we're doing fine.
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hey bby, are you a beyblade? because all that metal in your extremities would really hurt if it came flying at me at high speeds
wait actually uh
because you're "tops" in my book
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I've listed some of these gorgeous acrylic ✨SPACE QUEER✨ pins in my store!
https://nngenderfluid.squarespace.com/
Limited stock available immediately, or pre-order from the next batch and get a dollar off! #queer #mastoart
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👏 normalize telling your friends you love them!!! 👏
big shout outs this week to the inexorable progress of time for making it happen.
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My iPhone’s internal clock has somehow become throughly dysfunctional and at this point it’s a walking QA test.
I have observed:
- notifications arriving with an age of “in 1m”
- chat messages going out of order from the clock skew
- alarms firing up to 5 minutes late, while plugged in
- alarms not firing at all sometimes
I probably ought to replace this phone soon.
maybe I should do some game design projects again after I finish quitting, as my excuse to learn new languages.
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"Want to come in," the first dragon said, "and see my hoard of gold?"
"You still sleep on gold?" said the other.
"So what are you on, Bitcoin?"
"Hardly. I hoard pillows."
"Ooh!"
#MicroFiction #tootfic #smallstories
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"The wa-wi-wu-we-wo?!"
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unsung heroes of early programming: the many women who, as factory weavers, assembled programs on rope memory.
interviewers expect us to implement linked lists on whiteboards because they are fundamental, but not weave or knit programs??? idgi. https://mastodon.social/media/_gpYfKQjzGd_XcxI5mM
This was once a bed, but it now belongs to cat.
https://awoo.space/media/IWpfCgX9c3eFoOiuaXg
https://awoo.space/media/EHjiU40lB6AiqhsSIgA
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anyway here is a bunch of traps of a dragon with a host of Very Polite Kobolds who agree that it's very clever
https://coinsandscrolls.blogspot.ca/2018/02/osr-postwalds-cunning-deathtraps.html
An ace leafy seadragon tooting about.
Retoots lots of dumb stuff.
Interactions welcome.
Pronouns: they/he.
🔞💦🐉: @lewdnoodle
Joined Jun 2017
