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the best part of this issue of Dragon I'm reading online, is the idea that a prehistoric setting might have temporally appropriate analogies to the familiar deities and hence the PCs might run into dinoThor with a tailsweep attack. Literally a thunder lizard. My inner 10 year old thinks this is pretty much the coolest idea evar.

Oh no, Carmen Sandiego has stolen the concept of ownership!

I have discovered that it’s very difficult to find a Telegram sticker that clearly expresses “food?” and not “vore?”

"Flash lamps have an attribute called the 'explosion energy'. You don't want to run the lamp at 100% of its explosion energy, because it will explode."

[southern belle voice, as i download app updates] well fix my bug and improve my performance

alc 

preparing to make sure I see my coworkers off the *right* way after work tomorrow: with a tasting of Jeppson's Malört!

(I told them what it's like, i'm not *that* evil :p)

Good morning everyone! I hope your day goes smoothly.

Today’s Bird: a Great Egret, I’m pretty sure! Just chilling on the balcony railing, plumes billowing in the wind.

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work 

to the surprise of no one, it’s getting realllly hard to not get sassy at the dumb bullshit going on when it’s my last week here.

The Bloop: Ellu Talks About Ocean Life (bizarre-looking animal) 

so today i learned about this thing
this thing is called Hallucigenia sparsa
it is a pre-cambrian worm (called a xenusiid, relatives to tardigrades)
and JUST LOOK AT IT

IT'S LIKE THE PINGU OF ELDRITCH TERRORS
like i genuinely expect it to just go 'noot noot' or something. whossa good monstrosity yes its youuuu~

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