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Hot Take on Amazon (CW: ground meat) 

@mawr I think that really tells me everything I needed to know about both Whole Foods and Amazon.

Meta 

@bea I've noticed a few of them; I'm just trying to figure out which ones are mastodon and which ones are my office's terrible network configuration. =x.x=

Meta 

Something is definitely up with awoo; I'm not getting everyone's replies to things in the webclient. I've reloaded and even killed the browser (Firefox). I'm not sure what's up, but I swear I'm here.

@mawr Awesome! Where at? I'll start planning bus routes and housewarming gifts.

@therisingtithes I'm not Shop, but right now, my big show is People of Earth, and I'm actually curious to see where the Castlevania Netflix series goes.

The yard is really just an ongoing life task as I get time, not really anything that has to happen on a deadline. Taking a week off to relax and enjoy myself is a legitimate use of my time and I can get back to the weeding next weekend.

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Okay. At this point, I'm officially behind on a few things, but a note on my Patreon saying the monthly story is going to be a week late should be okay. I spent the time on a CLAW submission that will be a bonus post if it's not accepted, and a big of magical essay work that may go up once it's been edited for public consumption. So, it's not like I did no work this month. I just can't show it yet. And I have the story idea done. I just need to compose it. Porn.

Drugs, MH (+) 

It's pretty amazing what a bowl-and-a-half of Sour Diesel, Ben and Jerry's Delivery, and eleven hours of sleep can do for my mood.

I keep thinking about a #Narbonic TV series. Jonathan Coulton's "You Ruined Everything" as a title theme; "I'm Your Moon" for the final kiss at the end of the series.

FROM THE PATREON: Fucking Machines month kicked off two weeks ago! i feel like having your parts removed and your sockets cleaned out would be like ASMR to robots. at least, if I were a robot, it would be to ME.

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CW: Potentially lewd 

@daniramone33 @KoBunny Though perhaps I should put on a skirt anyway and go do my dailies, regardless.

CW: Potentially lewd 

@KoBunny You're also so very far away, pet. And @daniramone33 amone33 is two doors away. In this state, that might as well be a... wait. She has /wireless/. I can solve this.

I want to put on pants and walk to the store for ice cream, but it's so very far away. My pants, I mean. They.

No, officer, I am not... a rabbit.

Shit, I blew it.

@awoofriend Wow. Give the 'bold many hugs and hope for a speedy recovery!

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