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@chalcedony@octodon.social @KawaSeadrake @vahnj @literorrery Think "cookie clicker," but evolved into a phone app that never ends, and monetizes options for faster gameplay.

Physical harm 

@vahnj Yes, I think about this a lot, and while I do not trust those sensors with the future possible functional capacity of my arm, I know that the motors they use to close the doors aren't powerful enough (by design) to cause me more than a nasty bruise if that sensor fails.

Even so, I avoid putting my hand all the way through just in case the worst possible thing happens; I just press on the side of the outer door. ^^;;;

@starkatt @acetone_kitten (this was intended as a joke and I screwed up the delivery. I fully agree with you: that ad copy is horrible)

@IrisKalmia Yeah, apologies; that was the wrong term.

I guess I see services like Steam using it as secondary category to the "triple A" games and made the subconscious association instead of recognizing that as a corporate method of subtly keeping the little guys down.

@IrisKalmia This is a far more popular opinion than you might think, tbh. The vast majority of the indie gaming genre's success proves this theory. ♥️

@imthebatmax Au contraire, mon camarade, ze Russians, zey have been... compromised. À présent, true camarades parle français! 🇫🇷☭✊

Because @acetone_kitten and @starkatt and at least a half dozen other folks wanted to know, I got this shirt on Amazon (I was surprised, too!) at the following link: amazon.com/gp/product/B072Q79G

@literorrery Eee! *deploys wingblankets to produce a blanket fort with said cushions!*

*is completely ecstatic* :D

@Siphonay@octodon.social I've been writing PHP professionally for 12 years and yes this is very true

@literorrery @vahnj I have also been infected, but I try to keep the infection quarantined to a device I don't use as often ^^;

*"summer breeze" scented mawrplush, fresh out of the washing machine and drier, and very dizzy* @.=.@

@Soreth Petition to change "order a(n) ___ online" to "hack us up a(n) ___"

@Aradia@mastodon.social Eeeee! I'm so excited!

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