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give me a thing that lets you name creatures and has a character limit, and i'll exert years of research and at least two thesis papers on finding the nickname of maximum hilarity that is exactly that many characters long

@Xial Totes! As a note, it might take a while to get the helmet to you. Like a month or so. ^^; It has to be shipped to my home office, and I'm due to return there next month.

global politics 

I miss when Russia's outward facing majority were collectivist comrades and not fascist bigots. :<

@HeartTheWolf @kellerfuchs Eeee! *gives at least one back for each received!* ^.=.^

@Aradia@mastodon.social Oooh! A very different sound, but an excellent one nonetheless. :D

@kellerfuchs @HeartTheWolf

Step 1: Be a dragon. :D
(✨plush✨ dragons get a +10 skill bonus to cuddling, and a stat boost to inciting cuddle piles :3)

What happens when one dragon creates another dragon using magic?

Cute as fuck cuddlepiles happen aaaaaa.

@Xial I might be able to help :3 (still working for bike helmet companies)

"so uh we've got coke, diet coke, sprite, root beer, water, vaporwave water-"

"vaporwave water?"

"it's like regular water but we throw a bust of helios at you when you drink it."

"WHY?"

"the aesthetic." mastodon.social/media/1Lbo8Pkt

@Ratttz holy shit holy shit holy shit

I should not buy this right now. I have a house to set up. XD I would do nothing but get stoned and finger a guitar to an amp through that thing.

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