Awooest Mawr @mawr@awoo.space

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PSA on the Equifax breach:

You can enter most anything into their "check if I've been breached" thing and it will say you've been breached.

The whole site they set up is just a scam to force people into signing up for their "identity protection service." You get a year free but you better believe they'll start charging you for it after that, and the opt-out process is never easy.

Don't buy into it. Just keep an eye on your credit report and credit/bank account statements.

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In case you wanted horrible console commands that return stats from Redis servers for monitoring:

# kbps out
echo info stats | redis-cli | sed '1,7d' | sed '2,20d' | sed -r 's/.*instantaneous_output_kbps:([0-9\.]+).*/\1/g'

# kbps in
echo info stats | redis-cli | sed '1,6d' | sed '2,20d' | sed -r 's/.*instantaneous_input_kbps:([0-9\.]+).*/\1/g'

# Connected clients
echo info clients| redis-cli | sed '1d' | sed '2,10d' | sed -r 's/.*connected_clients:([0-9]+).*/\1/g'

OMG I just realized something

Hugh Jackman is an alien infiltrator in a terrible disguise

I mean how else can you explain naming yourself "Jack Human" and then being all "oh shit that's too obvious I better spoonerize that"

Today I meetinged adultly with other professional adults to do mortgage with each other and it was great and business.

PSA: If you see police doing something that's not really OK, take a video of it and share it as far and wide as you can. It's the best thing we as individuals can do to keep police accountable for their actions.

📹RECORD📹 THE 🚨POLICE🚨

GoodToGo is a toll system used by Washington -- kinda like EasyPass.

It has a web system that lets you manage your account, including adding funds automatically at specified times of the month.

If your balance reaches 0, their system automatically:
• Flags your account
• Emails AND Calls you to notify you of this
• Bills you at an inflated rate ($2/toll extra!!)

It cannot automatically:
• Add funds to fix the problem

*incoherent screaming*